WOW

I'm going to type up some texts from my inbox. In case anyone is wondering, Deevan is Stephen, Naj is Jordan Bush, and Dannwas is Dannis. Most of these were probably worth the cost to send.

Deevan [27 March 09, 6:43 pm]
HOLD THE LINE
NAH NAH
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
WOO OH WOAH

Naj [24 March 09, 7:35 pm]
Yea same. I dun even wana do talent quest coz itl b a tad AWKWARD! People wil probs just sit ther wankin or reading or sum shit

Deevan [21 March 09, 2:14 pm]
ACTUALLY 2 DUCKS

Deevan [21 January 09, 11:18 pm]

LOL HAI!!!

Dannwas [04 January 09, 10:09 am]

Call stephen

Deevan [01 January 09, 12:54 am]

Happy

Deevan [24 December 08, 7:17 pm]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GN

I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A TOENAIL IN MY MOUTH COZ I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOCOLATE

Dannwas [04 December 08, 8:53 pm]

Drumassass isntass evenass aass wordass.. Itsass funnyass thoughass cozass itsass gotass assass onass theaprendass
(I don't know what 'theaprend' is)

Dannwas [18 November 08, 8:53 am]

You're ugly.

Dannwas [18 November 08, 8:51 am]

Happy birthday. fuck you.

Saarthak [17 November 08, 11:42 am]

U hav a small dick

Saarthak [17 November 08, 11:31 am]

Fuck off asshole

Deevan [05 November 08, 11:16 am]

Rub cock to dry shit

Naj [26 October 08, 2:42 am]

I

Naj [26 October 08, 2:42 am]

G

Deevan [16 October 08, 9:54 pm]

Mixed access to hope in kwangju. Please send this to 1 or more people or your hat will fall off at midnight.

Saarthak [13 October 08, 12:16 pm]

Billa bella

Deevan [28 September 08, 10:16 pm]

FUCK.

Deevan [28 September 08, 9:40 pm]

From Mr Purves' poo... Imagine mrs crancher shitting

Deevan [28 September 08, 9:24 pm]

Yeah.

Saarthak [22 September 08, 12:55 pm]

Meeting is cancelled.

Naj [21 September 08, 5:19 pm]

YAY!

Dad [19 September 08, 8:42 am]

Be careful walking home alone. There has bn four obductions this week.

Deevan [14 September 08, 10:38 pm]

BABIES: SPORT @

1 WEIGHTS

2 LIVO BOWLING

3 SQUASHTIKA

WHENST ART THOU PAYST?

I PAY TOMOLO.

Naj [11 September 08, 8:02 pm]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! WHO THE FUCK IS TOMMY DANG?

Naj [01 August 08, 8:23 am]

Wakey wakey hands off snakey!

Deevan [29 July 08, 11:55 pm]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deevan [24 July 08, 11:49 am]

GENVIN COME NEXT DOOR!!

We wants to party with youse!

Bring mechan and quyen!

Deevan [15 July 08, 7:39 pm]

TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP HASSLIN' ME

I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL AND EAT GRUBS LIKE THE OTHER CHILDREN

Deevan [14 June 08, 4:25 pm]

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CHEER UP . 98.9 IS HORRIBLE.

100 LIES.

1. last beverage→ Milk
2. last phone call→ He doesn't have a phone
3. last text message→ He wants to get Samsung F480
4. last song you listened to→ Bruised - Jacks Mannequin
5. last time you cried→ He doesn't cry

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice→ technically he has...but really, he hasn't
7. been cheated on?→ I don't reckon its worth getting into a relationship with him, then cheating on him...kind of a waste of time for the cheater
8. kissed someone & regretted it?→ not really
9. lost someone special?→ he doesn't think he has lost yet
10. been depressed?→ he doesn't get depressed
11. been drunk and threw up?→ he doesnt drink - yet

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Orange
13. Green
14. Purple

THIS [YEAR] HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend→ Courtney, MY friend. Emily, Harriet,Amanda,John and Belinda in yr 12
16. Fallen out of love→ He says yes
17. Laughed until you cried→ He hasn't
18. Met someone who changed you→ Not really, no.
19. Found out who your true friends were→ Yes definitely
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Don't really care
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ I have no friends =X
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life→ All?
23. How many kids do you want to have→ 2~
24. Do you have any pets→ None
25. Do you want to change your name→ Nope =D
26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Nothing
27. What time did you wake up today→ 9am sharp
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Sleeping
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ Monday xD
30. Last time you saw your father in law→ Don't have one
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life→ Doing the Philosophy and Cosmology courses FFS
32. What are you listening to right now→ Nothing
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom→ Thomas -> Tom?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now→ Nothing
35. Most visited webpage→ Fudzilla
36. Whats your real name→ Jian Qiu Zhen
37. Nicknames→ Robz, Robjor,Robchor,Robzorz,Bobby Z
38. Relationship Status→ Hopefully represented by f(x) = x^5 - 8x^3 + 16x where X axis measures time, and Y axis measures Happiness
39. Zodiac sign→ Virgo
40. Male or female→ M for MEN
41. Elementary Schools→ Hamilton East, Marian Catholic,Peakhurst Public,Mount Annan Public,
42. Middle Schools→ Camden South
43. High school→ HAHS
44. Hair color→ Brown in the sun
45. Long or short hair→ Short right now
46. Height→ ~178
47. Do you have a crush on someone?→ No...
48: What do you like about yourself?→ I'm in a relationship =P
49. Piercings→ Noooo way
50. Tattoos→ Nope
51. Righty or Lefty→ RHS


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery→ I broke my left arm at the age of 7...does that count?
53. First piercing→ NO
54. First best friend→ Gosh..I think it was Bennguyen...either that or Hanson
55. First sport you joined→ Teakwondo?
56. First pet→ Chicken!
57. First vacation→ China
58. First concert→ None D=
59. First crush→ gosh...some chick called Bianca

RIGHT NOW:
60. Eating→ Just had some Campbells Country Ladle Minestrone
61. Drinking→ None
62. I’m about to? Continue with this
63. Listening to→ My neighbour listening to me typing
64. Waiting for→ Monday

YOUR FUTURE :
65. Want kids?→ Human function is to replicate
66. Want to get married?→ Yes
67. Careers in mind?→ Money...lots of it please

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
68. Lips or eyes→ Eyes
69. Hugs or kisses→ I said hugs before cause I didn't know about kisses =P
70. Shorter or taller→ Whichever =]
72. Romantic or spontaneous→ Spontaneous is Romantic...
73. Nice stomach or nice arms→ ..........??
74. Sensitive or loud→ please, NO LOUD.
75. Hook-up or relationship→ Hook-up. Yeah.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Neither xD

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger→ No
79. Drank hard liquor→ Chinese H@rd Liquor
80. Lost glasses/contacts→ No
81. Ran away from home→ Ehh
82. Are you awesome→ without me, things are just aweso =P
83. Sure?→ You obviously can't spell or get jokes. You probably don't have any friends since you wrote this long long time consuming survey. While I'm at it, you obviously change personality and be a dickhead to your old friends when you're around certain people.
84. Broken someone's heart→ Move along people =P
85. Been arrested→ No
86. Turned someone down→ Yep...
87. Cried when someone died→ Nope
88. Liked a girl friend→ Like friends with benefits? None

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself→ 99UAI
90. Miracles→ Hardly
91. Love at first sight→ Theres actually no such thing as love. We just want to reproduce
92. Heaven→ No
93. Santa Clause → No
95. Kiss on the first date?→ I DUNNO HOW LAWLROFL HEE HEE =3
96. Angels→ NO

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?→ A nice fresh Saturday morning, not too hot yet and I've got nothing else to do. But honestly, she has better things to do.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?→ No, thats cheating on someone =P
99. Do you believe in God?→ No
100. Posting this as 100 Truths?→ Actually...No

I was going to upload my English short story too

Not my gothic one, I mean my leadership one. Turns out though, I gave it to my truong english teacher to read. When Ms Young gave it back to me, she had underlined the second word in my story (My story starts with "Mayor Henry Norton...") and wrote, "Good start."

Stephen pointed out that I blog rarely and when I do, I blog about how I don't blog often.

LOLZ RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.

I'm going to follow standard blogging procedure and go through my day.

Ag - I drew a table. I don't imagine ags going to be as fun without the chickens, because I can't imagine what we'd do on prac. From what I can tell from the very few pracs I went on before we started working on the chickens, we just walked to a certain part of the farm, Mr Schippers would talk for say 4 minutes, and we'd head back. We have an assessment task on Tuesday.

No I'm not.

Katie: Where's Xinh?
Me: She's XINH the library LOLZ.

SAY IT OUT LOUD, ITS BETTER.

100 TRUTHS.

1. last beverage→ sip of water
2. last phone call→ Katie Keophilaphet
3. last text message→ Deevan Phem
4. last song you listened to→ ANY WAY YOU WANT IT BY JOURNEY
5. last time you cried→ The other day when me, Chuck and Bacon were playing stuff in D Minor.

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice→ no I have not
7. been cheated on?→ I dunno lolz.
8. kissed someone & regretted it?→ KIIIIINDA IIIISSSH?
9. lost someone special?→ I spose
10. been depressed?→ NO.
11. been drunk and threw up?→ SOOOO WAAAASSTEEEEEEDDD

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. right now, its something like green
13. blue
14. red or something

THIS [YEAR] HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend→ Yep
16. Fallen out of love→ NO.
17. Laughed until you cried→ I'm not really sure, but I don't think I have
18. Met someone who changed you→ Kinda, I think every new person you meet probably changes you a little
19. Found out who your true friends were→ NGAW.
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ no
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ LOL ON MY BLOGSPT FRIENDL LIST?
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life→ probably all of them
23. How many kids do you want to have→ somewhere between 1 and 3, including 1 and 3
24. Do you have any pets→ cat, three dogs
25. Do you want to change your name→ SVENN.
26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Ate a big pack of shit
27. What time did you wake up today→ 6 30
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Waking up or falling asleep
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ Not a lot right now
30. Last time you saw your father in law→ I don't own a father in law
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life→ I wish I could scramble eggs
32. What are you listening to right now→ ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, STILL.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom→ Tom the new boarder guy
34. What's getting on your nerves right now→ SKIN LOLZ. I don't know if that's right
35. Most visited webpage→ Probably peoples blogs
36. Whats your real name→ Genvin In
37. Nicknames→ GENVOUT OUT HA HA GOOD ONE GUYS.
38. Relationship Status→ Pack of Kettle chips
39. Zodiac sign→ Scorpiass
40. Male or female→ mell
41. Elementary Schools→ Hinchinbrook Public School, whats the diffference here between elementary and middle coz I'm not from America
42. Middle Schools→ St Johns
43. High school→ HAHS
44. Hair color→ bleck
45. Long or short hair→ middle-like
46. Height→ About 165cm or something
47. Do you have a crush on someone?→ ROBERT PATTINSON
48: What do you like about yourself?→ I like my hair when I think it looks good
49. Piercings→ I don't want piercings
50. Tattoos→ I don't have any tets
51. Righty or Lefty→ Righty sounds awkward


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery→ I DONT OWN ANY SURGERY
53. First piercing→ Thomas Piercing lolz.
54. First best friend→ KIEREN SOMETHING.
55. First sport you joined→ prawbably swimming
56. First pet→ fishy
57. First vacation→ America I think
58. First concert→ BLECK CROOSADE.
59. First crush→ Probably this girl called Erica in Kindergarten

RIGHT NOW:
60. Eating→ I'm not eating anything right now
61. Drinking→ SOOOO WAAAASTEEEED GUUUYSSSS
62. I’m about to? Pat the cat
63. Listening to→ .. ANY WAY YOU WANT IT
64. Waiting for→ 11 40, its 11 32 right now

YOUR FUTURE :
65. Want kids?→ I spoooose
66. Want to get married?→ Yes
67. Careers in mind?→ WICKED MAD JOURNALIST

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
68. Lips or eyes→ I DUNNO
69. Hugs or kisses→ probertly hugs
70. Shorter or taller→ I DUNNO LOLZ.
72. Romantic or spontaneous→ Isn't it possible to be both
73. Nice stomach or nice arms→ what
74. Sensitive or loud→ what
75. Hook-up or relationship→ SOOO WAAAASTEEEED. Relationship
77. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Ms Contardo

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger→ No
79. Drank hard liquor→ WAAAASSSSTEEEDD
80. Lost glasses/contacts→ No
81. Ran away from home→ No
82. Are you awesome→ NO I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MINERALS
83. Sure?→ this isn't a real question
84. Broken someone's heart→ probertly
85. Been arrested→ No
86. Turned someone down→ If this means when someone asks me out, then no I don't think so
87. Cried when someone died→ No
88. Liked a girl friend→ If I didn't like them I don't think they'd be my friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself→ YES, I CAN DO IT.
90. Miracles→ Not really
91. Love at first sight→ No
92. Heaven→ Not really
93. Santa Clause → No
95. Kiss on the first date?→ DEPENDS. DEPENCILS.
96. Angels→ Not really

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?→ TBH NOT PARTICULARLY.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?→ No
99. Do you believe in God?→ Not really
100. Posting this as 100 Truths?→ what?

=P

*chuckle *

no 99 UAI for you stephen!

*chuckle *


yup, thats right.

things I would rather do than die

 

1. Play World of Warcraft

 

2. Make a sandwich

 

3. Play Guitar Hero 3

 

4. Exercise

 

5. Eat chocolate

 

6. Trim my fingernails

 

7. Throw a bouncy-ball

 

8. Pat my cat

 

9. Climb a tree

 

10. Learn to juggle

 

11. Wash my hair

 

12. Live

 

13. Buy milk

 

14. Take the rubbish out on Thursday night

 

15. Watch TV

 

16. Lie on my bed

 

17. Catch a train

 

18. Write a short story

 

19. Wear sunglasses

 

20. Prepare for school

 

21. Drop physics or music for something I might be better at

 

22. Try skating again

 

23. Wash my hair

 

24. Staple some paper together

 

25. Go to the Officework sale at the start of every year

 

26. Practice scales on guitar

 

27. Drink a cup of lemonade

 

28. Play Scrabble

 

29. Throw sheep

 

30. Go to Rainbow Reading

 

31. Pick up my dog

 

32. Write Christmas cards and send them

 

33. Download Google Chrome

 

34. Answer the phone

 

35. Take a nap

 

36. Do Business Studies

 

37. Join the army

 

38. Stab someone

 

39. Make a hotdog

 

40. Become an actor

 

41. Wash clothes

 

42. Sail

 

43. Fly

 

44. Cast spells

 

45. Open boxes

 

46. Do the ironing

 

47. Open the letterbox to check for mail

 

48. Eat cereal

 

49. Collect McDonald's toys

 

50. Grow a vegetable garden

 

51. Find x if 4x - 28 = 0

 

52. Play Quadrapop

 

53. Jog on the spot

 

54. Go to a concert

 

55. Buy new stationary for 2009

 

56. Read a magazine

 

57. Invent my own language

 

58. Learn HTML and FPS and all them other thingies. CSS.

 

59. Buy a miniature replica of the Balrog from Lord of the Rings

 

60. Go on a holiday

 

61. Learn to solve a Rubik's Cube

 

62. Drink a can of lemonade

 

63. Chop meat

 

64. Do starjumps

 

65. Travel time

 

66. Download add-ons for WoW

 

67. Get ripped like Chris Leung by Swimming Carnival 09

 

68. Cut some paper

 

69. Bake a cake

 

70. Attend a funeral

 

71. Sit on the floor

 

72. Cook spaghetti

 

73. Give money to charity

 

74. Learn to shuffle

 

75. Stretch before exercise

 

76. Burn a disc

 

77. Hire a clown for a party

 

78. Buy a trampoline

 

79. Cut a piece of paper into the shape of the letter B

 

80. Fall off a small cliff

 

81. Teach someone how to spell eucalyptus

 

82. Re-read Year 5-6 math textbooks

 

83. Download Windows Live Messenger 8 or Beta or something

 

84. Play cards

 

85. Learn to play poker

 

86. Put on a dress

 

87. Look at the sky

 

88. Cook bacon

 

89. Buy a Christmas tree

 

90. Sell poison

 

91. Catch a cold

 

92. Throw turd

 

93. Learn how to make porridge

 

94. Go to a restaurant for dinner

 

95. Go on detention

 

96. Trip over

 

97. Floss

 

98. Become a Pokemon

 

99. Buy a new mouse and keyboard

 

100. Go to Canberra and look at flowers

 

101. Go to a beach

 

102. Count to ten

 

103. Try a new food

 

104. Build a house

 

105. Try on new shoes before I buy them

 

106. Grow my hair long

 

107. Do some pushups

 

108. Pick up rubbish

 

109. Make a 3D button on Photoshop

 

110. Take a dip in a pool

 

111. Shave

 

112. Throw a rock

 

113. Change my font

 

114. Make a new email address

 

115. Dress up as Gandalf

 

116. Tell someone a joke

 

117. Look at photos

 

118. Catch a ball

 

119. Click 'Cancel' when a popup pops up

 

120. Smile

 

121. Do up the buttons of my winter unifom shirt

 

122. Make a castle out of plastic containers

 

123. Listen to the radio

 

124. Put on a jacket

 

125. Calculate the area of the ends of a toilet roll

 

126. Glue macaroni to a paper plate

 

127. Draw a house

 

128. Open a CD case

 

129. Stand next to a pole

 

130. Shake someone's hand

 

131. Tie my shoelaces

 

132. Skip

 

133. Replace my hands with hooks

 

134. Punch myself in the face

 

135. Pull out someone's wobbly tooth

 

136. Put my hands on my hips

 

137. Install Microsoft Office

 

138. Turn the page of a book

 

139. Keep a diary

 

140. The thing where Stephen/Brian/Patrick holds their mouth open and stays still and I try to put my tongue inside their mouth without my tongue touching any part of their mouth.

 

141. Tell stories about my cousin in America

 

142. Have someone flick my arm

 

143. Make a clay pot

 

144. Buy a ring

 

145. Lift 2kg worth of cans of cat food in a plastic bag

 

146. Edit older blog posts

 

147. Ride a horse

 

148. Sit on grass

 

149. Put my hands on my head

 

150. Read the Wikipedia article on Mick Jagger

 

151. Cut my hair

 

152. Hug soft toys

 

153. Look at my dogs

 

154. Cook rice

 

155. Go to Patrick's house

 

156. Rub my teeth with my finger

 

157. Find an X-Acto knife and carve a real scar into my head for swimming carnival 09

 

158. Put on some boots

 

159. Buy a toy shark

 

160. Sit on the couch

 

161. Build a house that allows for lots of natural light

 

162. Let my cat sleep on my lap

 

163. Buy a burger

 

164. Sit on the stairs outside the Opera House

 

165. Be the Prime Minister of Australia

 

166. Feed my cat

 

167. Turn on the air conditioner

 

168. Sneeze

 

169. Watch 300 properly

 

170. Change my pillowcase

 

171. Go camping

 

172. Go scuba-diving

 

173. Receive $300

 

174. Eat sesame seed crackers

 

175. Become terminally ill. Actually, I'm not sure.

 

176. Play Xbox

 

177. Get driven to the shops

 

178. Watch a video of people

 

179. Read about Rasputin

 

180. Change my nickname on MSN

 

181. Play basketball

 

182. Light a match

 

183. Live in a two-storey house

 

184. Sit on a chair in a classroom

 

185. Do an IQ test

 

186. Write all my essays in Times New Roman

 

187. Rap

 

188. Make cheese on toast

 

189. Learn to C-Walk

 

190. Ask Quoc for help with Flash

 

191. Vacuum the house

 

192. Get sunburnt

 

193. Play Tekken 5

 

194. Buy a slurpee

 

195. Right click something

 

196. Open MS Paint

 

197. Put sand in my mouth

 

198. Play golf

 

199. Look at a big tree

 

200. Put on a hat

 

201. Turn on the lights

 

202. Tune a guitar

 

203. Press a button

 

204. Learn how to do a backflip

 

205. Buy a plate of rice

 

206. Make a cup of tea

 

207. Put on a blue shirt

 

208. Have feet

 

209. Open a door

 

210. Starve for three days

 

211. Pick up a spoon

 

212. Be on television

 

213. Speak

 

214. Put on a tie

 

215. Change the channel

 

216. Go bowling

 

217. Run my hands through my hair

 

218. Lick my lips

 

219. Buy a raincoat

 

220. Collect marbles

 

221. Gain superhuman abilities

 

222. Find a ten dollar note on the pavement

 

223. Open a jar

 

224. Save a word document

 

225. Play the drums

 

226. Find a scorpion in the desert

 

227. Go to Luna Park

 

228. Go Bumper-Car riding

 

229. Eat a hotdog

 

230. Perform a Google search

 

231. Clean my keyboard

 

232. Look at a chimney

 

233. Get arrested

 

234. Buy a webcam

 

235. Upload a video to Youtube

 

236. Light a firework

 

237. Go to Canley Vale

 

238. Turn on the air conditioner

 

239. Hire a carpet cleaner machine

 

240. Watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

 

241. Pick up a plank of wood

 

242. Start a successful business

 

243. Get a lip piercing
244. Highlight something
245. Buy a box of Shapes
246. Install my webcam
247. Hole-punch some paper
248. Have breakfast
249. Change my desktop wallpaper
250. Plug in my desk-lamp
251. Play with a rubber band
252. Buy an mp3 player
253. Put lead into my pacer
254. Unplug my Playstation
255. Go rock-climbing
256. Post a bulletin on Myspace
257. Eat hot chips
258. Close the blinds
259. Pat the cat
260. Answer the phone
261. Buy socks
262.