so tall and lean, such a dream

roses are red / violets are blue / fuck you whore

terrapin summer by gout

Here is a thing I did like a billion years ago but never posted for some reason.

HAPPYSMEGDOG READER EVALUATION SURVEY

I was scrolling through my Formspring from ages ago and found this survey I wrote up for readers. What the hell is this shit?

1. How did you hear about HappySmegdog.blogspot.com? (tick all that apply)
[] Magazine
[] Friend
[] Website (please specify: _________________)
[] School
[] Poster
[] Radio
[] Telephone
[] Keyboard
[] Song
[] www.utube.com
[] Officeworks
[] Restaurant
[] Surf shop
[] Stephen's mums shop
[] Lucky Lucky Hot Hot
[] Soozy
[] Kiara
[] Board game
[] DVD
[] eBay
[] Postcard from an American relative
[] Aldi
[] Watching Avatar
[] 2u math
[] 3u math
[] Warehouse
[] Library
[] Daily Announcements
[] Newspaper
[] iPod
[] Beach
[] Korean music
[] http://www.myspace.com/2167band
[] Tumblr
[] Jenn
[] Ngo and Sons Tutoring Centre
[] http://www.formspring.me/genvinout
[] Behind a hose
[] Aisle 11
[] Trade Secret
[] Bonaman
[] A book about cats
[] World of Warcraft Trade chat
[] Inside a seashell
[] Mobile telephone
[] Satellite
[] Channel 10
[] Inside an envelope
[] Cereal giveaway
[] Yu-Gi-Oh Sweepstakes 2007
[] Valley Plaza Pharmacy
[] Blowing your nose
[] John Michael Batehup
[] World of Warcraft General chat
[] Vodka Jelly
[] Google Michael Chrome
[] Netbattle Supremacy
[] On a USB Drive
[] Nursery rhyme
[] On the floor
[] Greater Union Cinemas
[] The piggery
[] A specific shirt
[] Brian's car
[] A really fun photo
[] Beyblade Battle Association Australia Tournament
[] ShrimpChat
[] Evony
[] In the sand
[] Michael Hills
[] Prawnjuice
[] In a bucket
[] Fancy Feast Turkey Prime Filet
[] Really big carrot
[] Google
[] On board the Taco Bus
[] The Forest of Arden
[] On a basketball
[] Birthday card, or present
[] Helms Deep
[] Gym Class Heroes concert
[] Webcam
[] Claudia Schiffer Naked Naked Naked
[] The wind
[] Illidan Michael Stormrage
[] A big box
[] Madonna song
[] MyChonny is a fucking faggot
[] Promotional disc
[] Microsoft
[] Rhianna
[] Guitar Hero 3
[] Dark Dragon
[] Big bottle of piss and turd
[] Gossip Girl book
[] Black Temple
[] A giant, skyscraper-sized puppy
[] Inside a TV
[] Mr Rabbit
[] fucking a piss of shit faggot sucker fucks an dick balls of cum steel
[] SMS
[] Mr Craig's ears
[] Punching your aunt in the face
[] Binder book
[] Kuma's shit
[] Reader's Digest
[] A trout
[] Dumbledore's computer
[] Eugene Krabs
[] Other (please specify: _________________)

2. How often do you visit the Smeg? (tick one)
[] Rarely
[] Occasionally
[] Often
[] Never
[] Always
[] Sometimes
[] 50-50
[] Tomorrow
[] The golden ratio
[] Whenever
[] Once a month
[] Two tablespoons worth per litre
[] Once a mouth
[] First Saturday of every month
[] In the middle of the night, when the time is right
[] When the moon is five thirds full, on the eve of breaking sun in lights of halm
[] http:/wshapysmegfdog.blgspot.com

3. How happy with you are you the Happy Smegdog?
[]

4. Which section of the Smeg do you enjoy the most?
[] Rap section
[] Columns
[] Comics
[] Sports with Jbt Jamie Zheng
[] Kidzone
[] Dinosaur Review
[] reders poll
[] Letters to the editor
[] Crosswords
[] A book reviews
[] gothpunksta666
[] a big