Saturday, March 28, 2009

WOW

I'm going to type up some texts from my inbox. In case anyone is wondering, Deevan is Stephen, Naj is Jordan Bush, and Dannwas is Dannis. Most of these were probably worth the cost to send.

Deevan [27 March 09, 6:43 pm]
HOLD THE LINE
NAH NAH
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
WOO OH WOAH

Naj [24 March 09, 7:35 pm]
Yea same. I dun even wana do talent quest coz itl b a tad AWKWARD! People wil probs just sit ther wankin or reading or sum shit

Deevan [21 March 09, 2:14 pm]
ACTUALLY 2 DUCKS

Deevan [21 January 09, 11:18 pm]
LOL HAI!!!

Dannwas [04 January 09, 10:09 am]
Call stephen

Deevan [01 January 09, 12:54 am]
Happy

Deevan [24 December 08, 7:17 pm]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GN
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A TOENAIL IN MY MOUTH COZ I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOCOLATE

Dannwas [04 December 08, 8:53 pm]
Drumassass isntass evenass aass wordass.. Itsass funnyass thoughass cozass itsass gotass assass onass theaprendass
(I don't know what 'theaprend' is)

Dannwas [18 November 08, 8:53 am]
You're ugly.

Dannwas [18 November 08, 8:51 am]
Happy birthday. fuck you.

Saarthak [17 November 08, 11:42 am]
U hav a small dick

Saarthak [17 November 08, 11:31 am]
Fuck off asshole

Deevan [05 November 08, 11:16 am]
Rub cock to dry shit

Naj [26 October 08, 2:42 am]
I

Naj [26 October 08, 2:42 am]
G

Deevan [16 October 08, 9:54 pm]
Mixed access to hope in kwangju. Please send this to 1 or more people or your hat will fall off at midnight.

Saarthak [13 October 08, 12:16 pm]
Billa bella

Deevan [28 September 08, 10:16 pm]
FUCK.

Deevan [28 September 08, 9:40 pm]
From Mr Purves' poo... Imagine mrs crancher shitting

Deevan [28 September 08, 9:24 pm]
Yeah.

Saarthak [22 September 08, 12:55 pm]
Meeting is cancelled.

Naj [21 September 08, 5:19 pm]
YAY!

Dad [19 September 08, 8:42 am]
Be careful walking home alone. There has bn four obductions this week.

Deevan [14 September 08, 10:38 pm]
BABIES: SPORT @
1 WEIGHTS
2 LIVO BOWLING
3 SQUASHTIKA
WHENST ART THOU PAYST?
I PAY TOMOLO.

Naj [11 September 08, 8:02 pm]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! WHO THE FUCK IS TOMMY DANG?

Naj [01 August 08, 8:23 am]
Wakey wakey hands off snakey!

Deevan [29 July 08, 11:55 pm]
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deevan [24 July 08, 11:49 am]
GENVIN COME NEXT DOOR!!
We wants to party with youse!
Bring mechan and quyen!

Deevan [15 July 08, 7:39 pm]
TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP HASSLIN' ME

I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL AND EAT GRUBS LIKE THE OTHER CHILDREN

Deevan [14 June 08, 4:25 pm]
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1 comment:

C. said...

"Dannwas [04 December 08, 8:53 pm]
Drumassass isntass evenass aass wordass.. Itsass funnyass thoughass cozass itsass gotass assass onass theaprendass"

GOOD ONE (:

"Dad [19 September 08, 8:42 am]
Be careful walking home alone. There has bn four obductions this week."

Your dad is really, not dad-like.