Saturday, February 28, 2009

WHAT GIRLS WANT :

"i am all about words. if you can do any of these things: be witty, talkative, outgoing, eloquent, playfully insulting, write letters, poems, write songs, appreciate song lyrics, ANY of these things and truly share it with me, I am yours."

if you were bothered to read all that...=="

"cute smile, nice eyes and hair (those are the physical attributes I'm attracted to at first), than after that, polite, friendly, funny, can hold a decent conversation with them (i.e. they have something intelligent to say) basically just someone I get on well with.

Um why did you create one for the guys to answer? 99% of guys answers will be: nice tits/ass/body etc."

"huge cocks.
i never date guys with small cocks.
... please note the sarcasm of this post by mmm_sofay"

"likes sport
likes chicks
likes beer
has social skills
has similar interests (e.g. music, tv, etc)
has money"

"yes, but would you not also agree that flattering words are so inconstant, conceited, superfluously-exaggerated, such words so easily conjured as to remove all real meaning from them?

words, in my respectful submission, can be easily labelled as shallow, false and superficial as looks. perhaps i need not go further than citing Shakespeare:
Quote:
"And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare."
[my emphasis]"

"
Basically what everyone has said sounds a-okay to me (omitting a few....)
Most important to me is sweetness, HUMOUR, intellect, cute face.
And must be willing to commit.
Made the mistake of being with someone for 3 months until sunday who confessed he never wanted to commit since the beginning. Ouch, baby. Ouch..."

Quote:
Originally Posted by soha
loyalty
honesty
trustworthy
kind
caring
compassionate
understanding
willing
loving
smart
strong
tidy
decent
religious
educated
so on and so forth..the list goes on..etc
That guy doesn't exist."

"
Quote:
Originally Posted by withoutaface
That guy doesn't exist.
Touche......"


"
Quote:
Originally Posted by bamiyan
Hello, my name is George, I will:

Cook for you
Come to the rescue when you are being hit on by sleazy guys
Make you laugh with jokes and witticisms
Make interesting conversation with you

[etc.]
pussywhipped."


if you were bothered to read all that...
MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM THAT YOU DID.
the expected reaction will be " ngaww... * secks * "
but ultimately...it will make you look sad.





SECKSEETIMEING.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oneitis


Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

AWAKE - SECONDHAND SERENADE.

ERT EKZKURZION.


ALSO.

IM JUST DENYING MYSELF.

SO LIKE, DONT THAT IT LITERALLY.

WHUT?

Monday, February 23, 2009

not very kriptix

NO BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH OVER YOU NO MOAR.

ISSERT? HE AND SHE SAY.

LOL WHUT. I RESPOND.

BUT WHY? SHE AND HE SAY.

NOTHING. I WILL ALWAYS ANSWER.


honestly. WHY BOTHER?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Im meant to be writing my short story for english which is due tomorrow.

to be nobody but yourself
in a world which is trying its hardest
to turn you into everyone else
is the hardest battle one could ever endure
and never stop fighting in.


ARRGH. NO BUTTERFLIES FOR ME NO MOAR.

I don't blog often

I'm not actually online much anymore because I'm proper hardcoring Year 11. Kind of. I think the new study habits that I've gotten into this year are the ones you were meant to have like, last year.
And just then I argued with my mum because she said,
"Did you have fun at Mounties last night?"
and I said,
"Yep"
and she said,
"You should do something similar for your birthday, wouldn't that be good"
and I said,
"Nah I don't really want to."
ARGUMENT ENSUES.