Saturday, February 14, 2009

ARGGH

Robert

ARGH

12:56pmStephen

HURR

12:56pmRobert

ARGH

12:56pmStephen

wutlol

12:56pmRobert

nth much rob

12:56pmStephen

WDF DAT MEN

i wish i was at simons

12:57pmRobert

on a day like this, you're missning out

12:57pmStephen

they

went to watch a movie

LAME

12:57pmRobert

oh shit

LWAL.

12:58pmStephen

YAH

WHAT U ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH BOUT

12:59pmStephen

ripped?

1:00pmRobert

nah

i dunno

STOP INFATUATING ME

1:00pmStephen

I'M NOT

I'm infatuating you with joanna

but that's not even working out

at all

1:00pmRobert

you would have better luck trying to get me with sid

1:01pmStephen

WUT LOL AMANDA PANS IN CABRAMATTA SOMEPLACE

MUST INTERCEPT

1:01pmRobert

GO GO GO

HAHAH

omg man

how do you even know

1:01pmStephen

actually I just have to go buy shoeziez

um

coz i have an Amanda detector

I know where she is

like

full creepy and shit

BUT ITS MY GIFT

1:04pmStephen

brb

actually

bbl

1:31pmStephen

supbro

1:31pmRobert

heyy

back already

1:31pmStephen

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

1:31pmRobert

did you see her>

1:31pmStephen

went to ms phams shop to get some CHUCKS LAWLAWLAWL

nah

not chucks

i think

1:31pmRobert

ah

1:31pmStephen

losing my chucks on swimming carnival

was a sign that i should stop wearing them

1:32pmRobert

wo 0_0

1:32pmStephen

lawlawlawl

so waddup wit u

1:33pmRobert

16 RANDOM THINGS YO

1:33pmStephen

rly?

cool

1:33pmRobert

im going to tagg

like

people i never talk to

1:34pmStephen

nice

there was a 25 one

1:34pmRobert

yeah im doing that too

cause i was tagged in a 25 one

1:35pm

Stephen GOT VANS YO. FUCK CHUCKS.

1:36pmStephen

ITLL GET ANNOYING THO LOL

1:36pmRobert

but im LOBBGARR PRO

1:37pmStephen

I DUNO WAT U SAY BUT LEL XD

1:38pmStephen

WHO GOT A SURPRISE VALENTINE

GODDAMN AMANDA IF YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH PHIL

ACTUALLY

GODDAMN PHIL

1:40pmRobert

yeah

i bet

phil is going to make a move on harriet

1:41pmStephen

AND AMANDA

AT THE SAME TIME

WE HAVE TO STOP HIM

It's not enough to tell him to back off

1:41pmRobert

ive already implemented a plan

1:41pmStephen

we have to completely make sure that he doesn't make a move

....that he CAN'T make a move

1:41pmRobert

kill both harriet and amanda

1:41pmStephen

WHO WILL LOVE A MAN WITH A BURNT FACE AND BODY?

1:42pmRobert

LOL

1:42pmStephen

...even better

1:42pmRobert

either seems applicable

1:42pmStephen

yours is better

coz like

something

this is so very extremely retarded

1:43pmRobert

so very very

im going to post this in our blog

1:43pmStephen

"I dunno if I should say this but...you have a HOT BODY. haha xD"

WHATWHATWHAT TEXT FROM XINH!?!??!?

in year 7 though

so hurrr

1:44pmRobert

bullshit

1:45pmStephen

Isn't!

1:45pmRobert

PROVE IT

YOUC ANT

HAHAHHA

HAHHAHA

HAHAAH

ffs.

1:45pmStephen

Haha

1:45pmRobert

thats like the last thing she would say

1:45pmStephen

I deleted all her messages after she dumped me

"at least compared to the other guys..."

I don't remember the message

BUT I REMEMBER THE GIST OF IT

SO HURRRr/.

nah but man she wants your 8pack so bad

not as much as chris'

but still

1:47pmRobert

arggh

1:47pmStephen

enuff lawl

1:47pmRobert

SHALLOW

I FEEL LIKE

1:47pmStephen

HAHA

she's not shallow!

It's like

1:48pmRobert

girls who comment ONLY on physicality are slutty shallow fries.

1:48pmStephen

"Oh, i lvoe the way you did you hair today...realy suits you"

"WDF U SHALLOW" *DAMPZ*

1:48pmRobert

yeah but that didnt include the word : HOT "

1:48pmStephen

THIS WAS YEAR 7 MENGZ

ASK HER ABOUT IT

seriously do'nt

1:49pmRobert

yeh i woldn't

1:49pmStephen

HAY ZIN DID U ACTUALLY TEL STEPHEN HIS BODY WUZ HOT IN YR 7 DURING LYFSAVING? LOL.

1:49pmRobert

omg

lifesaving?

you said text

1:50pmStephen

whoops

1:50pmRobert

ARRGGH

1:50pmStephen

was it lifesaving?

the year 7 swim for a week thing

1:50pmRobert

wasit?

maybe it was at your house

1:50pmStephen

like afterward she texted lawlawlawl

1:50pmRobert

maybe on the bus together

maybe ont he train

maybe in your arms

ARGGHH

1:50pmStephen

ARRRRGH

1:50pmRobert

brb haha

1:50pmStephen

Maybe the sprinkle started turning heavy

the dorplets of rain becoming larger and more frequent

rolling off our faces, hair pressed against our faces

I brush back her hair and looked at her body

MAYBE LAWL

1:52pmRobert

MAYBE LIKE

GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

LIKE ME

1:52pmStephen

YEAH

YEAH MAN KEEP WAITING

Buxton

that guy is like a vulture

1:53pmRobert

LOL

1:53pmStephen

He's waiting for you to stuff up majorly

1:53pmRobert

good one

1:53pmStephen

then he'ss swoop in

he'll*

and cradle her in his arms and tell her it's okay

that he'll always be there for her

1:54pmRobert

I DUN KAR LOLZ.

I HAS A LONG LINE OF CHICKS

ARGH

1:54pmStephen

He's watched her, year by year, as she makes stupid choices, but, hey, it's her life after all

And she'll cry into his chest

and he'll hold her tighter

and tell her how beautiful she is

1:54pmRobert

and suddenly amanda sees

and suddenly ben doesnt know who to choose

1:54pmStephen

but the kind of beauty none of the other guys can ever see


1:55pmStephen

She'll look up at him

1:55pmRobert

sorry ive been away from you all this time

1:55pmStephen

eyes wide open

1:55pmRobert

and their lips touch

1:55pmStephen

after wiping away her tears

and she'll ask

1:55pmRobert

ben starts sucking face

1:55pmStephen

"really?"

1:55pmRobert

and amanda says

1:55pmStephen

He'll have a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth, and reply


1:56pmStephen

"Yes...really..."

1:56pmStephen

And she just looks in his eyes as he leans in

and kisses her

1:56pmRobert

YOU REALISE IM POSTING THIS

1:56pmStephen

Meanwhile, I witness this scene from the bushes and I'm disgusted

WUT

1:57pmRobert

go check

Friday, February 13, 2009

swimming carnival

SOMEONE POST OMGZ.

SWAM

THE BOYZ

HER

ATE

WALK

HER

THE BOYZ

YEAR 12

NO CAMERA

CHEER

NO CHEER

RAIN

SANG

THE BOYZ

HERRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RODERICKS HAIR

ARON MONGA