"behind every great woman is her bum"

oh my god

Black metal music videos are probably the worst/best things I've seen in my entire life.

NGAWW KIARA.

massive dicks

its always interesting to watch people do stuff
when subjected to massive amounts of emotion, 'real' people turn up
extremities cause riffs that have always been hiding just under the surface
the crystals on this stick have all melted away to reveal its ugly texture
i find it so fascinating to simply observe people in their environment,
in a different environment
i always try to see things in a different light, especially the way i look at my neighbourhood.
i try to look at it as if it were the first time ive seen it
sometimes it is is more beautiful, and it makes you realise just how wonderful it is
other times you see it for what it actually is, instead of something blurred away in the background.

i was watching the talent quest videos again..
wish i had talent like you guys =X

act one scene one - the fall of troy (Y)(Y)

"What do you guys do to running year 7s?"

OKAY, YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Also, fun fact, his profile picture is actually a photo of him and Oli Sykes. Just putting it out there.

This is on the 'Why do Year 7s run everywhere?" FB group.

these aren't fucking funny

ching chong

how to make 160 enemies in one day.

I am applying for the distinction course in philosophy EVEN THOUGH:

I DIDNT ACCELERATE AND IT IS A KEY CRITERIA
I DIDNT GET A BAND 6 IN THE ACCELERATED SUBJECT
ALL MY ASSESSMENT MARKS POST FROM HALFYEARLY ONWARDS ARE SHIT ( SAVE ECO )




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I hear the buzzing vibrations of which my phone exerts when in silient mode.
I rush towards it with excitement and anticipation
I realise how stupid I am.

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I hear the buzzing vibrations of which my phone exerts when in silient mode.
I rush towards it with excitement and anticipation
I attempt to brace myself for what it could contain...

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Whenever I hear the buzzing vibrations of which my phone exerts when in silient mode.
I ALWAYS rush towards it with excitement and anticipation

one step back for two steps forward

microfiction

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

A 6-word piece of micro-fiction by Ernest Hemingway. I thought it was kinda cool.

FUCKING HELL