hey, when you carry your skateboard around Cabramatta...

IRONICALLY, THEY TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY GODDAMN SLIPPERY.

Also in case anyone was wondering, they weren't, I can't change my font sizes any more for some reason, so my captions don't really look like captions.

Dannis dropped off these sweet new wheels at my place yesterday, yew! They make my board look atrocious, but booooy are they smooooth and lovely to ride. Being the impatient kid I am, I couldn't wait to take them out, and since doing Nathan isn't scheduled any time particularly soon on my calendar, I decided to take them out this afternoon for a quick cruise just around the neighbourhood. This is what ended up happening. Whoops!

I'm typing up this post as if it ain't no thang, but as you can probably guess, MY LEG HURTS A LOT AND IS DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW.

Furthermore, whoops, I forgot to pay you Yannis. I'll get it to you on Boxing Day, probably.

MOTHER FUCKIN' DEATH SET

Just kidding.

Here's what actually happened:

[Oh yeah Bob, I checked what that saying was - apparently it's 'when it rains, no drains!' Turns out it wasn't as clever as I kinda thought].

read 'em and weep.

My new iPod, courtesy of Joanna and Mimosa. Yes, that's a mini.

dicks wet

If for whatever reason you've been an avid follower of our blog since the ol' days, you might remember a post documenting one of skarter boong crews days out, in which Dannis accidentally slipped and sent his board flying down a drain (pictured above). It even happened twice in the same day! Imagine that. Luckily, we managed to fish it out both times with the aid of my sister's bag strap. See guys? Using my sister's shit isn't necessarily a weird, bad thing.

Anyway, Bob and I were on our way to Stephen's today to save his life and semen, when Bob slipped, and, before I could properly grasp what was happening, he slipped right off his scooter, and out of sight into a nearby drain! I know, right?!

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET IN HERE LOL

Does this post make the new header a bit excusable now?

really stupid children

edit: by the way, I made a new header.

I noticed Genny and Eugene are having a little mini photog fag war at the moment because Eugene supposedly copied a photo that Genny took of the new Zara store and posted it without sourcing her. Here is the photo in question.

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bleesched

Bob says:

*BUT MY ASSHOLE IS BLEACHED

*I BLEACH IT EVERY TWO DAYS

Quite possibly the funniest thing you ever did say, Bob.