am I Kanye yet

So Skate 3 has a pretty robust video editor, and I am a dickhead.

See for yourself.



Stephen wrote a thing about this one.



I only grind on physically manifested edges of emotion. I 50/50 between ennui and enlightenment



The onlookers stumble into one another as they try desperately to ignore the weeping skater.

some old mans anus

My dumb new phone has this function where it syncs up with my Facebook account and grabs all my Facebook friends' numbers and dumps them on my phone, and it also automatically uses each person's Facebook default photo as the contact photo. If you're a dickhead like me, though, chances are you've got a bunch of people saved as stupid nicknames (Bleshbot 6000, Jie Jie Mough, Turd Girl, Handyman Bob, Modest Bob, Honest Bob, etc) as opposed to the person's actual name, which means a fair lot of people ended up with blank contact photos. Don't you hate that I sure do good. If you happen to be any one of those people I've just listed, or anyone else who'd probably be found in my phone under a horribly mangled version of their own name, though, don't fret! I've taken the time out to take enough photos of Matt to fill in all the awkward blanks. Here are a few of them. I know this post might be full of shit but I'm trying to push the one with the snail out of the front page so I won't have to look at it every time I check this stupid blog for comments.

From memory, this photo went to Andrew Do's Mum's entry in my phone contact book. I'm really not sure why I have it, especially seeing as how I've never really talked much to Andrew Do, but it's been there since forever. I guess it's not technically a nickname, but it's probably a safe bet to say that I don't have Andrew Do's Mum on Facebook.

This is the contact photo for 'Oojin.' Aww yeah, go on honey, flash us yer teeth, reaaal nice.

I remember having some sort of legitimate reason to save it as Dannis Beowls Trinh as opposed to just Yannis or Fannis like I used to have it saved as. Maybe I'm just imagining things because I don't think anyone has a good reason to use the word beowls, ever.

the end

what the heck pt1

sometimes we wait for the bus