hey, when you carry your skateboard around Cabramatta...

IRONICALLY, THEY TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY GODDAMN SLIPPERY.

Also in case anyone was wondering, they weren't, I can't change my font sizes any more for some reason, so my captions don't really look like captions.

Dannis dropped off these sweet new wheels at my place yesterday, yew! They make my board look atrocious, but booooy are they smooooth and lovely to ride. Being the impatient kid I am, I couldn't wait to take them out, and since doing Nathan isn't scheduled any time particularly soon on my calendar, I decided to take them out this afternoon for a quick cruise just around the neighbourhood. This is what ended up happening. Whoops!

I'm typing up this post as if it ain't no thang, but as you can probably guess, MY LEG HURTS A LOT AND IS DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW.

Furthermore, whoops, I forgot to pay you Yannis. I'll get it to you on Boxing Day, probably.

MOTHER FUCKIN' DEATH SET

Just kidding.

Here's what actually happened:

[Oh yeah Bob, I checked what that saying was - apparently it's 'when it rains, no drains!' Turns out it wasn't as clever as I kinda thought].

read 'em and weep.

My new iPod, courtesy of Joanna and Mimosa. Yes, that's a mini.

dicks wet

If for whatever reason you've been an avid follower of our blog since the ol' days, you might remember a post documenting one of skarter boong crews days out, in which Dannis accidentally slipped and sent his board flying down a drain (pictured above). It even happened twice in the same day! Imagine that. Luckily, we managed to fish it out both times with the aid of my sister's bag strap. See guys? Using my sister's shit isn't necessarily a weird, bad thing.

Anyway, Bob and I were on our way to Stephen's today to save his life and semen, when Bob slipped, and, before I could properly grasp what was happening, he slipped right off his scooter, and out of sight into a nearby drain! I know, right?!

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET IN HERE LOL

Does this post make the new header a bit excusable now?

really stupid children

edit: by the way, I made a new header.

I noticed Genny and Eugene are having a little mini photog fag war at the moment because Eugene supposedly copied a photo that Genny took of the new Zara store and posted it without sourcing her. Here is the photo in question.

...

bleesched

Bob says:

*BUT MY ASSHOLE IS BLEACHED

*I BLEACH IT EVERY TWO DAYS

Quite possibly the funniest thing you ever did say, Bob.

i'm not as young as i used to be

Hi. I was meant to post this ages ago but I totally forgot about it. This is Snetterton, one of many champions of beowls. This isn't that funny.

her name's alien

HEY, SCHOOL KIDS.

HEY GUYS,

Here is a short video detailing the dumb shit that goes down on our regular treks to Nathan's house. Fun fact, Courtney is actually Nathan's sister. Also not that anyone really cares, but the song is Revenge by Black Flag. I don't know if you're meant to credit that in the video or not.

Also, it's Dannis' birthday today. Happy birthday Yannis.

Edit: just watched the video again. This is probably why Courtney doesn't like us going to her house.

surf it like a wave!

HI, THIS IS MY NEW MASH. I SPENT FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS ON THIS. MOST OF THAT WAS WATCHING TONS OF SKATE VIDEOS TO FIND SUITABLE BACKGROUND SOUNDS. IT'S CALLED KICK ME.

Kick, Push - Lupe Fiasco

Close To Me - The Cure

+ clips from Lords of Dogtown for extra indie cred.

why I shouldn't be left alone bored at home

I originally was well on my way to typing up a proper post (!!!), but got distracted with this idea instead, as inspired by Poojean's latest post, as well as about 20% of all the photos on Tumblr. So here it is - my favourite excerpt from my favourite book.

Bun Bark Bitch - Dannis Beowls Trinh / Buxton

I then got really caught up with the idea of printing it on proper book-paper, but after about ten minutes of structure-editing on MS Word and a printer jam, this is what happened.

I SHOULD PROBABLY FIND BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME.

tears on my telephone

NOT LIKE ANYONE WILL ENJOY THIS BUT ME, BUT I LOVE THIS SONG AND THE VIDEO TOO KINDA, it's been playing on repeat all morning.. if I could write songs that sounded like this, I would.

coke shit dog eggs socks

THIS IS A LINK TO JESS T POSTING A LINK TO BOB AND DANNIS' BLOG ON HER TUMBLR. THUS FAR IT HAS 20 NOTES - 18 LIKES AND 2 REBLOGS. LOL WHAT

For anyone who already hasn't, I'd strongly advise you to check out

HTTP://WWW.BOBANDDANNIS.BLOGSPOT.COM

for a solid read providing not only great hipster commentary, but a variety of other cool shit.

fixies are five thousand dollars

We actually played Dungeons and Dragons today in a park.

juicy beowls

Danbeowls did mashing first so I have to give him indie credit.

THIS IS MY FIRST EVER ATTEMPT. THIS IS JUICY BEOWLS.

Juicy - The Notorious BIG

Crooks - Seekae

watch out

this actually never gets old

Genvin Out says:

*you

*will probably

*catch up in like

*a second

*since i dont have

*300% exp

Dannwas says:

*neither

*until i catch tommy

Genvin Out says:

*tommy

*has outclassed me

Dannwas says:

*oh

*beowls

clusters

For anyone who's interested, they're not, this is where I'll upload any music I've written, coz it's probably getting really boring.

WAIT, WHAT?

hail lol

I know I've posted lots of recordings like this before, but the difference HERE is that I've added a rhythmic backing, as opposed to just lots of layers of noise stacked on top of each other! Clever twist, Genvin! You are truly a great musician!

chexture

Hello. I've actually been working on this chord progression for something like four months, and added the little melody on top just then + simplistic drums courtesy of my pedal. It might go a little out of time because I'm not good at keeping time.

a ride on a big jet plane

WE SAW ANGUS AND JULIA STONE

FOR FREE

JKFDSHGSJKFDG

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULBASAUR

the grime on my acoustic

is pretty disgusting.

i'll punch you in the mouth, pull it right back, and punch you again!

1. Last place you went? Well since I couldn't find a navy suit at Liverpool Westfields, and since Katie gave me a Borders voucher that expired today, I popped out to Parramatta in the hopes of destroying two birds with one stone. TURNS OUT, DESPITE NAVY BEING A CLASSIC SUIT COLOUR, SHITTY FUCKING PLACES DON'T SHITTY FUCKING HAV EIT DJK HGFDJG

2. Last person to text you/ text someone? Fun fact, my phone doesn't actually have a Sent folder, but the last text in my inbox is from Joanna. Tran, not Luong. Whheeew! Sorry if that was mean.

3. Last person you spoke to? Genebabs; she actually came up to me and said, how are your holidays? Because she was on the phone with Nick and apparently he asked. I told her they were good. They're very average.

4. Last song you listened to? Well I'm actually having super Nostalgia Hour and listening to the Horrors again tonight

5. Last kiss? I actually shower Kiara with kisses whenever he jumps up onto the table and tries to get my attention

6. Last thing you said on IM? 'okie doke'

As you can see, my life is exciting

7. Last hug? I gave Kiara a nice big hug yesterday when he came back inside from a fight with some other cat. Actually it wasn't that big a hug coz he gets aggro when I hug him, so it was a small, but very affectionate, hug. Naw I wuv you

8. Last cry? I think recently I remember saying to someone 'I AM ACTUALLY CRYING WITH JOY' and I wasn't even joking. It wasn't full tears-streaming-down-my-face-lol crying, it was more just my eyes welling up. As sad as this is, I actually think this happened when I started playing WoW again.

9. Last thing you ate / drank? I had this sushi my mum brought home for me accompanied by a bottle of tea

10. Last thing you downloaded? I downloaded the John Butler Trio discog torrent just so I could get Ocean, because I was thinking of playing it at PAPN, which I got invited to perform at, except I'm really sick of playing electric-geetar instrumental pieces.

TURNS OUT OCEAN IS HARD #WHATASURPRISE

WHEN 1. Did you start drinking? I don't know, but I'm really glad I stopped

2. Did you have your first crush? Kindergarten, I think her name was Erica

3. Was the last time you said I love you I was hugging Soozy earlier and saying 'NGAW SHOOZY I WUV YOU NGYU NGYU GOO' so I guess that counts

4. Did you first kiss someone ? legs legs a hur gur ghur

5. Did you realise that things need to change? Year 9

6. Was the last time you smoked?

Not really, but yeah I've never actually smoked before

7. Was the last time you got butterflies? Challenge Cup on Pokemonline ages ago

8. Was the last time you were angry with someone? I'M ALWAYS ANGRY

9. Was the last time you had alcohol in your system? At Garnerstock, har har Betch.

10. Was the last time you swore? I was actually swearing under my breath as I walked into Tarocash today, because I hate being in there

11. Was the last time you smiled? NAGOO KIARA

12. Was the last time you hated someone? I HATE YOU SO MUCH I JUST WANNA SMASH YOUR FACE IN

WHY

1. Did you last cry? I was doing my first quest for years, it involved killing mana wyrms

2. Did you last laugh ? DUNNO LOL

3. Do you think you are the way you are? I am gay

4. Are you feeling the way you are right now? I'm feeling actually really cold coz its like 2:10 in the morning. I am a man

5. Are you doing this? FUN EXCITING BLOGGING EXCITEMENT

HERE HAVE A BABY LICKITUNG

READ 'EM AND WEEP.

Shitty photos because I don't know how to use cameras, but...

Sorry Dimebag, but

DEATHWING HAS RETURNED.

shit balls shit

Shit balls shit by gout

Here's what I spent an hour doing today - it's about 20 seconds of a song I've been writing in my spare time over the past two days called Shit balls shit.

What? You wouldn't really listen to this? To be honest, neither would I - it's not very engaging music, although since I'm really full of myself, I'm personally really proud of myself for a lot of the music I do end up writing, coz if a legit artist made music like this, I'd probably listen to it. I've been leaving it playing in the background while I do other boring shit on the computer, which is probably all it's good for. Ta-da!

AND IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN BRING THA RUCKUS

watch out, summer holidays.