Basically, I was the character of Harry Potter in a Harry Potter video game, and for some reason, it was taking place in my very own backyard. For anyone who's familiar with my backyard, I was around the back near the stairs. At the point in the game that I was placed in, I was supposedly meant to fend off a horde of Death Eaters, who were supposedly coming to grab me. Due to the nature of the game, no matter where I was positioned, there would be Death Eaters coming from two opposing sides.
With my heart hammering in tense suspense, I kept my ears peeled for any signs of some sort of Death Eater entering my house, and for the first maybe fifteen seconds, I heard nothing, before BLAH BLAH BLAH I STARTED TYPING THIS IN THE MORNING BUT NOW I CBF FINISHING. IN CONCLUSION, VOLDEMORT CAME, I DISARMED HIM, THEN HE SOMEHOW GOT HIS WAND BACK AND IMPERIO'D MY ASS. THEN I GOT LOCKED UP IN A ROOM, AWAITING MY DEMISE AT THE HANDS OF BIG V. IT WAS LIKE IN FIGHT CLUB IN THE WAY THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON I TALKED TO WAS WORKING FOR VOLDEMORT AND NO MATTER WHAT AUTHORITY I APPEALED TO WHEN I ESCAPED, I WOULD JUST GET TURNED IN TO VOLDEMORT BY SAID AUTHORITY.
2 comments:
Did you say to yourself "why am I in such a shit game?"
I haven't played the games soo... yeah. Unjustified.
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the games aren't terrible, or at least, philosophers stone isn't...actually it is, but that's coz it's old. if they remade it with smoother controls, itd be cooler
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