thailand

The other day, I went to the city. Agreeing to meet up with Stephen, Katie and Katrina outside the Maccas opposite the Greater Union, I was standing around outside it when this crazy character approached to me, and this happened.

(He was this white guy in his forties or so, wearing a shirt that said Thailand)

Him: Hey.

Me: Hi.

Him: I can see my future.

Me: What?

Him: I can see my future.

Me: You can see my future?

Him: What?

Me: How can you see my future?

Him: No not yours, I said I could see MY future.

Me: Oh. How?

Him: I'm a tiger.

Me: What?

Him: I'm a tiger.. yknow? [starts clawing the air with his hand-paw]

Me: What? A tiger?

Him: Yeah.

Me: Why am I a tiger?

Him: No, not you, I said I'M a tiger. Yknow? Like .. Chinese zodiac.

Me: Oh yeah

Him: Ahh well, never mind. Bye.

Shortly afterwards, he came back, and:

Him: Hey hey

Me: Hello

[he points at an asian girl walking past, and then at me]

Me: What?

[He does it again]

Me: What?

[he does it again]

Me: What about her?

Him: Go talk to her!

Me: What why?

Him: Yknow, go take care of her, go chat to her.

Me: What why? I dont even know her

Him: Just, yknow, go talk to her! Don't be shy, live life!

Me: What but I don't even know her and WHAT I'm not shy

Him: You're so shy! It's a shame coz you're gorgeous.

*Me: I'm not even shy! And I don't even know her, what

[At this point Stephen, Katie and Katrina have arrived and are standing next to me]

Him [to Stephen]: It's such a shame, he's so shy isn't he? And he's so gorgeous. Just go and live life, yknow?

Stephen: Nah he's not shy

Me: I'm not even shy. Anyway I'm going to eat breakfast now

Him: Such a shame. Oh well, bye. Live life!

Me: Bye bye