Happy Smegdog

The rules:
Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true
Leave the Fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test.


I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days. (well I watch DVDs on teh tvz)
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana. (I also had teh chance)
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (well I dont know what the limits of plastic surgery are, I wouldnt mind being taller. but I probably wouldnt. nvm)
I need money right now.
I love sushi. 
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair. (DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (YEAH.)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look (but .. yeah. not so much that I don't want to impr00v)
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends. (CLOSE WUNS)
I am currently single. 
I have pecked someone of the same sex. 
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone. 
I'm a pretty good dancer. 
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. 
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
NO SOUTH PARK MOVIE HA HA HGA
I would die for my best friends. (WELL I DONT KNOW, IT REALLY DEPENDS)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (well I dont WATCH it, but when I do I like it)
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I am happy at this moment!! 
I'm obsessed with guys. WITH HOW THEY DRESS AND HAIR
I study for tests most of the time. -
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. 
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who i am right now. (bKINDA)
I walk barefoot whenever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup. (I buy hairspray if that counts, but not ridiculous amounts)
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules. (SPOSE, I INEED IT)
I went college out of state.
I like sausage. (NOT PENIS) ( YEAH ) (HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS)
I love kisses. ( WHENEVER THEY HAPPEN )
I fall for the worst people. 
I adore bright colours. 
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. 
I usually like covers better than originals. (THIS IS MOOT, I DONT KNOW)
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle. 
I can move my tongue in waves. much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. (rarely)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. 
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist. (YEE)
I only clean my room when necessary. -
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

WOOW, I just did this to fit in