lay down your souls to the gods rock n roll UUOORGH

This is official band merch for the band Carpathian Forest. Maaan.

i make the plan to fall in love

Furthermore, HERE IS MY TICKET TO HOWL AGAIN. I know Grinspoon are the headliners, and also are a very established, respected Australian band, but at the same time, I don't really listen to them at all and paid thirty three dollars to mainly see a support band that normally plays for like fifteen. I already saw Howl sometime in November last year (I probably blogged about it, it was part of my week-long birthday celebration, which was a very good idea) and I thought they were actual total kwlz, and would recommend them to anyone who enjoys shitty, low-quality music like me.

I don't think anyone is actually going to watch this, but if you skip to about 1:35 and watch from there, they do a cool drum jam thing which I think is amaze.

ALSO LOL MOUNTIES I KNOW RIGHT

Very good music Genvin! Very good!

french immersion

Silly cat! That bike doesn't belong to you!

LOL UPDATE I HEAR THIS IS THE SAME BIKE BOB WANTED HEE HEE WHOOPS

In other news, here is my cool shiny new bike. I've kinda really wanted to get a bike ever since Bob left Avi's kwl BMX at my place for a few days during the HSC - not a crazy ruthless BMX Bandit type bike (aka, a BMX), just any old thing that I can cruise around the neighbourhood on on weekends while I half close my eyes and mellow out to my cruising playlist, wind whipping my hair back and forth and everything, which, for gay little fags like me, is all anyone could ever want from life. Unfortunately, I didn't really have the funds to go buy myself a nice bike, so I gave it up for a while (actually probably untrue, I just end up spending all my money on dumb shit like cat magazines and white dress shoes off eBay instead). However, since my retarded skating accident that I detailed a few posts back, my parents have been encouraging the idea of bikes a lot, reasoning that the more time I spend on bikes, the less time I'll spend on skating, which they hate. I'm not about to argue with them buying me a cool new shiny bike, so that is exactly what went down today at Big W!

ooh, very cool

Here is a cool good quality professional detail shot. As you can see, the bike model is 'Random,' which indicates my carefree attitude towards life, though when considered in tandem with the red-black colour scheme, is indicative of much more depth in my character; while I may present a facade of cheekiness, under the surface I am an individual who is keen and serious about entering the biking scene I'm riding A BIKE CALLED RANDOM I REALLY KINDA WANNA PAINT OVER THIS OR OTHERWISE REMOVE. I AM GAY.

wait a sec, just a question..

Would this happen to be that crazy 50mm lens that literally everyone on Tumblr lusts after? Coz I kinda just found this sitting in my dad's safe, where he keeps all his old camera stuff.

Update: Yes, yes it is! Wow jesus

HOLY SHIT

50 CENT TINY PICTIONARY

LOL ONE MINUTE OMG

CRAZY WORLD RIGHT

LOL OMG

UPDATE: DON'T BOTHER, BIGGEST LETDOWN EVER.

PROBABLE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY. There's Fanta too but it's not in the photo, oh man, cannot wait, oh man

lol

x-gays

In other exciting news, turns out being a dumb cripple actually eats shit. Getting up from my computer seat and making my way around the house now, whether it be to go to the toilet, or getting food, or feeding the cat, or whatever else, gets me out of breath and is really slow and annoying. I wish I could shit right here in my seat. The doctor said I'd be fine in four-to-five days, which makes me slightly nervous, because I've got a gig to go to in about six days. WILL I MAKE IT? WILL I MANAGE TO HEAL UP IN TIME TO SEE HOWL AT MOUNTIES? AND GRINSPOON TOO EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY CARE MUCH FOR THEM AND I'M ACTUALLY PAYING LIKE $33 TO SEE A BAND THAT NORMALLY PLAYS FOR LIKE $10? If someone else wrote a blog post like this, I probably wouldn't read it.

You might be thinking, hey Genvin, aren't you a gay little fag who always mindlessly spouts shit about the importance of keeping a Positive Mental Attitude and other queer shit like that? Yes, yes I am, which is why I have written up a quick guide on how to make the most of life with a slightly busted ankle. I know, srs bidnit.

1. Cripwalking.

Hee hee. Yeah, no, the humour comes in the fact that I can't. Cripwalk is Stephen's joke so I have to give him indie credits, because this is how we do around here. JUST A HEADS UP FOR ANYONE CONSIDERING BREAKING THEIR LEGS AND USING CRUTCHES - GETTING AROUND ON CRUTCHES ALL DAY ACTUALLY FUCKING HURTS YOUR HANDS MORE THAN ANYTHING. YOUR HANDS AND YOUR ARMPITS IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT LIKE ME AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE CRUTCHES PROPERLY. I AM GAY. If you're going to get a gift for a crippled friend, get them new wrists, because chances are, THEY HURT.

2. Sit around and cry all day about the lack of things to do.

Y'know what I could be doing today? LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. FUCK MY GAY LITTLE LIFE