MY BEST CALL.

Brian says:
wat r u guyzz doin 4 chinky nu yrzz?
[ĸεŁιваcу ĸяεw] genvin in (actually away) says:
selling fruit
Brian says:
oh.. what

We went Bonny Plaza, we're heading back to my place now

So Dannis and I thought it'd be epic to go out skating yesterday (FRIDAY. 34 DEGREES, LOL WUT), all the way out to Stephen's house. Stephen's place is about 10 minutes drive from my place, and according to Google Maps, quite possibly 20 minutes walking. Dannis printed the instructions on some pepper for us to follow, but he asked 'hey do you know the way to Stephens?' and I said YES, coz I do, by car, and it ended up taking something like half an hour to forty minutes to get to his place by my way. To pass the time and make things less tedious, we sang songs. We started with that Gorillaz song that I've forgotten the name of, then Feel Good Inc by teh gorillaz (LOL DUMB) and then I think I Caught Fire by teh oozed, then a bunch of other The Used songs that I can't remember the order of but included Box of Sharp Objects and .. some other stuff. Then Dannis told me shit Cantonese jokes until we got to the Brown Road shops. I think singing songs just made us sweatier and moar tired.
At the Brown Road shops we stopped and Dannis bought drinks (I didn't actually pay for anything the entire day since I didn't have my wallet. If I did, I'd have literally nothing more than 5c). Then we began walking as opposed to skating to Stephen's house.
On the way, we came across a street called 'Kincumber Road'. Dannis then shat bricks because he told me to 'Hey, cross out the [KIN] AND THE [BER] FROM THE STREET NAME YOU'LL END UP WITH CUM ROAD WHAT A SHIT NAME FOR A ROAD I WANNA LIVE THERE I WANNA LIVE ON CUM ROAD BEST PLACE TO LIVE'. I don't think he stopped laughing at it til we got to Stephen's.
At Stephen's we went inside and stood around coz we were sweaty, and then tried to figure something out with Kat in terms of meeting up because that's what the plan for the day was (Me Dannis Stephen Kat Lawrence ALL GO SKEETING). Dannis went on Google Maps and searched up Cum Road, and shat more bricks when he found out that there was a Cum Road in Sparkmantown, Doyle, in Tennessee. After lots of figuring of an outward nature, she told us to just skate towards her house and she'd meet us halfway, we'd be on our boards ten minutes max. We told her that we were just gonna go Bonnyrigg Plaza then and that we lived on Cum Road, Sparkmantown, Doyle in Tennessee.
We skated to Bonnyrigg Plaza, where we ate chips, then wanted water, so we went Franklins and put two 1.5L bottles of water in the freezer behind some frozen corn, then went to Big W to find Dannis' mum a birthday present, which was on Thursday.
After buying some facial cream (LOL WUT), we went and looked at underwear together, then went to the fitness section, where we saw Gilbert, and Stephen looked at workout equipment stuff. We also found a toucan soft toy that sucked its own dick when you shook it.
We did more dumb stuff and then exited Big W, and headed back to Franklins to retrieve our drinks, which weren't really that cold.
At the checkout, Stephen asked, 'Is Robert coming to the barbecue?', to which Dannis replied 'Barbecass' and I replied 'Jobert'. We are the worst company in the world. We ended up answering his question with 'I dunno, ask him'.
After that Stephen went home and me and Dannis went to the t-way station to get a bus back to Hinchinbrook. At Hinchinbrook, we remembered there was like a really dodgy shit skate park (I don't think it's a skate park, actually, but it had enough rampy things to act as one) right next to the t-way station so we went there for a bit. Then we went back to my place, where Dannis went to my room and used my winter uniform shirt to wipe off all his sweat. Then we sat around and watched tennis and told Gennys friends on MSN that she lived on Cum Road. Then Dannis told my mum shit Cantonese jokes, and my mum completely destroyed him with shit Cantonese jokes of her own.
Anyway I think I'm meant to be at Cabramatta now getting my sim plan changed, but I think my dad left without me about an hour ago. Also I somehow busted my left anke a little from skating and it's a little swollen but I can't really imagine how coz I didn't really fall. MEBBE COZ I WAS WEARING MACBETHS AND NOT FALLEN SHUZ LOL!!!!

OMG RAGE ATTAK

in contrast to genvin, I came 4th with 22xxx 4th again with 21xxx and when i ran with them, came 8th with 22xxx-+500.


im brown now, and coogee is a horrible beach.

blogging about zone 3

So as it turns out, I'm actually really horrible at lasertag. If you look at my score thingy sheet, you'll notice I get progressively worse as the three rounds go. 

Here are some statzzz:

Game 1:

Score - 12650

Rank - 21 / 28

Accuracy - 19.87%

Tag Ratio - 68.5%

and I tagged 43 people in the chest.

Game 2:

Score - 4250

Rank - 27 / 27

Accuracy - 10.64%

Tag Ratio - 24.84%

and I tagged 12 people in the chest, hurrr.

Game 3:

Score - 7600

Rank - 26 / 27

Accuracy - 9.68%

Tag Ratio - 22.76%

and I tagged SEVEN people in the chest, whosh whosh whosh.

So yeah, you COULD say I improved between game 2 and 3, but yeah, overall, I did kind of horribly. Stephen I don't think I actually got the mushroom one. In the last game, where all I did was go with Robz and Stephen as they went from base to base and protected each other if other people came, my score was 7600. Turns out, 5000 of those points were from bases, which leaves me with a score of 2600 in terms of people I actually tagged. WIN.

Also, according to the sheet, in the last game I tagged 7 people in the chest, 7 on the shoulders, and 20 in the back. Damn it, I am a horrible player.

NEWAIZ, it's 9:45 in the morning right now, and today me, Stephen and probably not Patrick are gonna go Brian'ssz. If you weren't invited, it's probably because no one was. 

Also, if you've tried contacting me since like.. last night at 10 30, you probably wouldn't have gotten through since MY SIM IS NOT IN. My dad kinda has it coz he's changing teh planz to a $30 cap for me. If what I just said doesn't make sense, it's because I'm not very phone-literate. When people ask me if I've got credit, I say I don't use credit. Then they say, oh, are you on a plan? And then I don't know how to respond. 

Anyway, the sim I'm using now is an optus prepaid one but it's out of credit. I only know what it's called because that's what it said on the packaging thing when I bought it. SO if you need to reach me for whatever reason, I'll be on mah optuz sim. If you don't have it, which you probably don't, then you could probably ask for it. IF YOU TXT I WONT REPLY BECAUSE I DONT HAVE CERDEDIT. Also, you probably won't even need to bother because I'll probably have my vodafone sim back within two or three days. 

I'm not sure how you'd ask for my optus number if I'm going to be at Brian's today, followed by tutor. I'm probably going to be online for like 3 hours tonight until like 11 because THAT'S WHEN MY DAD LIKES TO TURN OFF THE MODEM. He says it's only so late (hur) because it's the holidays, but it's only half an hour later than normal school nights. 

In case you're wondering, I'm wearing jeans today, even though it's 26 degrees. 

WHOSH WHOSH WHOSH

Genvin: I was planning to get my senior uniform pants tailored so that they'd be slimmer.

Dannis: But Phil already does that.

Genvin: What, gets them tailored?

Dannis: Yeah.. so if you did it too, you'd have to be aPHILiated. 

DANNIS TOLD ME TO.