worst uncap ever

I've been looking forward to the 19th for over a week because that's how long I've been capped, and now that it's finally here, the slowness of my internet speed hasn't improved itself at all - it's gotten a tiny bit worse, if anything.

I'm not sure why I enjoy having functioning internet anyway though - while I spend all my capped days bitching about how slow everything is and how I can't do anything, within the first day of uncapping, I realise that all I ever do anyway is sit around and press Home on Facebook and occasionally download some music and read blogs and sometimes post my own and that's about it.

anything we can do? not unless you can change the past

MOTHER FUCKER I HAD THIS POST TYPED OUT BUT IT FUCKED UP.

I'm going to very grudgingly try to type up everything I had:

Sometimes I think about how slightly sad it is that, at any given time, you could fast-forward a year or two, think back to that particular moment, and think, wha t as i f evn doign a i thinking??? Since that's not a very positive way to go, here are some things about the past that didn't suck.

1. MEAT

Oh wait, this did suck. Really though, way back when, our first band pracs with the Mash were ridiculously fun, and made me realise how much I enjoyed it. If you think about it, they were a pretty indicative precursor of everything that's followed - everything louder than everything else, mad group vocals, bloody fingers... the difference probably lies in the fact that we were horrible musicians.

2. Mine and Quoc's intimate relationship

No negatives about this one - just approximately four hours of everything a guy, or girl, could ever want in a relationship. He made me feel like I was special, as if I was the only thing he'd ever need in the universe, and vice versa.

Bob: Hey hey Hungry Jacks, wanna ditch this joint and head to Hungry Jacks?

Genvin: Yes! Oh dang it, I don't have my wallet on me. If only...

Quoc: DON'T WORRY BABY, I'LL PAY FOR YOU.

black metal fridays

Turritopsis nutricula

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Turritopsis nutricula or immortal jellyfish is a hydrozoan whose medusa, or jellyfish, form can revert to the polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It is the only known case of a metazoan capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature, colonial stage after having reached sexual maturity as a solitary stage.^[2][3] It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation. Cell transdifferentiation is when the jellyfish "alters the differentiated state of the cell and transforms it into a new cell. In this process the medusa of the immortal jellyfish is transformed into the polyps of a new polyp colony. First, the umbrella reverts itself and then the tentacles and mesoglea get resorbed. The reverted medusa then attaches itself to the substrate by the end that had been at the opposite end of the umbrella and starts giving rise to new polyps to form the new colony. Theoretically, this process can go on infinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish immortal." ^[4][5] This cycle can repeat indefinitely, rendering it biologically immortal,^[5] although in nature, most Turritopsis, like other medusae, are likely to succumb to predation or disease in the plankton stage, without reverting to the polyp form.^[6]

did you ever race raindrops down the car window when it was raining?

... Should've been up to this point maybe about a month or two ago, but whatevz.

day 11 - dog dog dog

Soozy, coz she likes to sleep on top of people already sleeping on the couch. Naww.

day 10 - what

Wow, damn.

WEIGHT HAVINGMENT. Taken on Tuesday morning.

NAWW

I sent myself into a coughing fit because when I looked at this I tried to make a snuggly cute noise

mother fucker son of a btich god gfucking damn it

Y'know how I said I was ill?

I was getting better yesterday, but suddenly maybe around two hours ago, I got all drowsy and cold and etc and long story short, I'm 38 degrees and my throat REALLY hurts and my head feels like a giant clacker made of loose meat and it hurts to move my eyes and I'm all hot and cold. Thus far I've taken a Panamax and a vitamin C pill and I hated it.

IN CONCLUSION, EXTENSION 2 FINAL DRAFT + REFLECTION STATEMENT IS DUE ON TUESDAY AND GODDAMN IT

THIS IS HOW FUCKING ANNOYED I AM