Friday, October 28, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
SMEG INTERVIEWS FASHION OVERLORD JESS T, LIVES TO TELL THE TALE
NOW THAT THE SMEG HAS BECOME A LEGITIMATE NEWS SOURCE, OUR MISSION HAS BECOME TO DELIVER THE MOST HARD HITTING NEWS KNOWN TO MAN.
AS SUCH WE ARE BRANCHING OUT INTO ON-THE-STREET INTERVIEWS, DOWN IN THE DIRT WITH REAL AUSTRALIA.
TODAY THE AWARD WINNING SMEG NEWS CREW HAPPENED UPON JESS T, PROLIFIC FASHION BLOGGER, IN SYDNEY'S CBD.
JESS T IS A RISING STAR IN SYDNEY'S FASHION BLOGOSPHERE, BUT HER METEORIC RISE HAS NOT BEEN WITHOUT CONTROVERSY.
ONE TESTIMONIAL OF AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE CLAIMED, "I'M PRETTY SURE SHE IS A T-REX AND HAS A BLOG AND LOVES FASHION PLEASE DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT SHE WILL EAT ME."
ANOTHER SOURCE STATED, "I TOLD HER I LIKED HER DRESS AND SHE TOLD ME 'I LIKE YOUR SOUL', I WOKE UP NAKED A FEW HOURS UNDER A RUBBLE OF EMPTY ASOS DELIVERY PACKAGES AND THE SMELL OF GRATED CHEESE LINGERING IN THE AIR."
FINALLY ONE HOSPITALISED HIGH SCHOOL GIRL TOLD US THAT, "I USED TO BREATHE OXYGEN AND EAT SOLID FOODS BEFORE I COMMENTED ON JESSLOVESFRED."
JESS T WAS SEEN IN THE PASSENGER SIDE OF A MERCEDES BENZ AND WE READIED AVANT-GARDE CAMERA OPERATOR MATTHEW, EVER-RELIABLE SENIOR REPORTER GENVIN, AND HAPPY-GO-LUCKY INTERN JULIE FOR WHAT COULD WELL BE THE INTERVIEW OF THE CENTURY.
VIDEO EMBEDDED BELOW.
AS SUCH WE ARE BRANCHING OUT INTO ON-THE-STREET INTERVIEWS, DOWN IN THE DIRT WITH REAL AUSTRALIA.
TODAY THE AWARD WINNING SMEG NEWS CREW HAPPENED UPON JESS T, PROLIFIC FASHION BLOGGER, IN SYDNEY'S CBD.
JESS T IS A RISING STAR IN SYDNEY'S FASHION BLOGOSPHERE, BUT HER METEORIC RISE HAS NOT BEEN WITHOUT CONTROVERSY.
ONE TESTIMONIAL OF AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE CLAIMED, "I'M PRETTY SURE SHE IS A T-REX AND HAS A BLOG AND LOVES FASHION PLEASE DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT SHE WILL EAT ME."
ANOTHER SOURCE STATED, "I TOLD HER I LIKED HER DRESS AND SHE TOLD ME 'I LIKE YOUR SOUL', I WOKE UP NAKED A FEW HOURS UNDER A RUBBLE OF EMPTY ASOS DELIVERY PACKAGES AND THE SMELL OF GRATED CHEESE LINGERING IN THE AIR."
FINALLY ONE HOSPITALISED HIGH SCHOOL GIRL TOLD US THAT, "I USED TO BREATHE OXYGEN AND EAT SOLID FOODS BEFORE I COMMENTED ON JESSLOVESFRED."
JESS T WAS SEEN IN THE PASSENGER SIDE OF A MERCEDES BENZ AND WE READIED AVANT-GARDE CAMERA OPERATOR MATTHEW, EVER-RELIABLE SENIOR REPORTER GENVIN, AND HAPPY-GO-LUCKY INTERN JULIE FOR WHAT COULD WELL BE THE INTERVIEW OF THE CENTURY.
VIDEO EMBEDDED BELOW.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in which we do battle with a Guitar Hero controller and the katana that's always just laying around for some reason instead of being put up somewhere safe
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
dear diary,
Today we checked out this weird Japanese place and I got the udon with vegetables + tofu $5.50 lunch special and this is what they gave me wth are you fuckin tytyty ily
Friday, September 30, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
So Skate 3 has a pretty robust video editor, and I am a dickhead.
See for yourself.
Stephen wrote a thing about this one.
I only grind on physically manifested edges of emotion. I 50/50 between ennui and enlightenment
The onlookers stumble into one another as they try desperately to ignore the weeping skater.
See for yourself.
Stephen wrote a thing about this one.
I only grind on physically manifested edges of emotion. I 50/50 between ennui and enlightenment
The onlookers stumble into one another as they try desperately to ignore the weeping skater.
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