roses are red / violets are blue / fuck you whore

terrapin summer by gout

Here is a thing I did like a billion years ago but never posted for some reason.

HAPPYSMEGDOG READER EVALUATION SURVEY

I was scrolling through my Formspring from ages ago and found this survey I wrote up for readers. What the hell is this shit?

1. How did you hear about HappySmegdog.blogspot.com? (tick all that apply)
[] Magazine
[] Friend
[] Website (please specify: _________________)
[] School
[] Poster
[] Radio
[] Telephone
[] Keyboard
[] Song
[] www.utube.com
[] Officeworks
[] Restaurant
[] Surf shop
[] Stephen's mums shop
[] Lucky Lucky Hot Hot
[] Soozy
[] Kiara
[] Board game
[] DVD
[] eBay
[] Postcard from an American relative
[] Aldi
[] Watching Avatar
[] 2u math
[] 3u math
[] Warehouse
[] Library
[] Daily Announcements
[] Newspaper
[] iPod
[] Beach
[] Korean music
[] http://www.myspace.com/2167band
[] Tumblr
[] Jenn
[] Ngo and Sons Tutoring Centre
[] http://www.formspring.me/genvinout
[] Behind a hose
[] Aisle 11
[] Trade Secret
[] Bonaman
[] A book about cats
[] World of Warcraft Trade chat
[] Inside a seashell
[] Mobile telephone
[] Satellite
[] Channel 10
[] Inside an envelope
[] Cereal giveaway
[] Yu-Gi-Oh Sweepstakes 2007
[] Valley Plaza Pharmacy
[] Blowing your nose
[] John Michael Batehup
[] World of Warcraft General chat
[] Vodka Jelly
[] Google Michael Chrome
[] Netbattle Supremacy
[] On a USB Drive
[] Nursery rhyme
[] On the floor
[] Greater Union Cinemas
[] The piggery
[] A specific shirt
[] Brian's car
[] A really fun photo
[] Beyblade Battle Association Australia Tournament
[] ShrimpChat
[] Evony
[] In the sand
[] Michael Hills
[] Prawnjuice
[] In a bucket
[] Fancy Feast Turkey Prime Filet
[] Really big carrot
[] Google
[] On board the Taco Bus
[] The Forest of Arden
[] On a basketball
[] Birthday card, or present
[] Helms Deep
[] Gym Class Heroes concert
[] Webcam
[] Claudia Schiffer Naked Naked Naked
[] The wind
[] Illidan Michael Stormrage
[] A big box
[] Madonna song
[] MyChonny is a fucking faggot
[] Promotional disc
[] Microsoft
[] Rhianna
[] Guitar Hero 3
[] Dark Dragon
[] Big bottle of piss and turd
[] Gossip Girl book
[] Black Temple
[] A giant, skyscraper-sized puppy
[] Inside a TV
[] Mr Rabbit
[] fucking a piss of shit faggot sucker fucks an dick balls of cum steel
[] SMS
[] Mr Craig's ears
[] Punching your aunt in the face
[] Binder book
[] Kuma's shit
[] Reader's Digest
[] A trout
[] Dumbledore's computer
[] Eugene Krabs
[] Other (please specify: _________________)

2. How often do you visit the Smeg? (tick one)
[] Rarely
[] Occasionally
[] Often
[] Never
[] Always
[] Sometimes
[] 50-50
[] Tomorrow
[] The golden ratio
[] Whenever
[] Once a month
[] Two tablespoons worth per litre
[] Once a mouth
[] First Saturday of every month
[] In the middle of the night, when the time is right
[] When the moon is five thirds full, on the eve of breaking sun in lights of halm
[] http:/wshapysmegfdog.blgspot.com

3. How happy with you are you the Happy Smegdog?
[]

4. Which section of the Smeg do you enjoy the most?
[] Rap section
[] Columns
[] Comics
[] Sports with Jbt Jamie Zheng
[] Kidzone
[] Dinosaur Review
[] reders poll
[] Letters to the editor
[] Crosswords
[] A book reviews
[] gothpunksta666
[] a big

DAILY TELEGRAPH JULY 30 2011

genjie thursdays

This is what happens to every single face in the paper if you give Jully a pen and a copy of mX on the train ride home. The best jie.

sofa gong / jackie chan big tits

This took me like forty minutes

HAHAHA

HERE'S A PHOTO OF MATT'S ASIAN DOPPELGANGER, HOLY SHIT!

He actually kinda looks like what'd come out if Matt and Rob Abergas mated.

OOOOH YOU SO SEXXXYYY GURR

HEY THERE SEXXY HUNNY BOI YOU LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME