read 'em and weep.

My new iPod, courtesy of Joanna and Mimosa. Yes, that's a mini.

dicks wet

If for whatever reason you've been an avid follower of our blog since the ol' days, you might remember a post documenting one of skarter boong crews days out, in which Dannis accidentally slipped and sent his board flying down a drain (pictured above). It even happened twice in the same day! Imagine that. Luckily, we managed to fish it out both times with the aid of my sister's bag strap. See guys? Using my sister's shit isn't necessarily a weird, bad thing.

Anyway, Bob and I were on our way to Stephen's today to save his life and semen, when Bob slipped, and, before I could properly grasp what was happening, he slipped right off his scooter, and out of sight into a nearby drain! I know, right?!

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET IN HERE LOL

Does this post make the new header a bit excusable now?

really stupid children

edit: by the way, I made a new header.

I noticed Genny and Eugene are having a little mini photog fag war at the moment because Eugene supposedly copied a photo that Genny took of the new Zara store and posted it without sourcing her. Here is the photo in question.

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bleesched

Bob says:

*BUT MY ASSHOLE IS BLEACHED

*I BLEACH IT EVERY TWO DAYS

Quite possibly the funniest thing you ever did say, Bob.

i'm not as young as i used to be

Hi. I was meant to post this ages ago but I totally forgot about it. This is Snetterton, one of many champions of beowls. This isn't that funny.

her name's alien

HEY, SCHOOL KIDS.

HEY GUYS,

Here is a short video detailing the dumb shit that goes down on our regular treks to Nathan's house. Fun fact, Courtney is actually Nathan's sister. Also not that anyone really cares, but the song is Revenge by Black Flag. I don't know if you're meant to credit that in the video or not.

Also, it's Dannis' birthday today. Happy birthday Yannis.

Edit: just watched the video again. This is probably why Courtney doesn't like us going to her house.

surf it like a wave!

HI, THIS IS MY NEW MASH. I SPENT FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS ON THIS. MOST OF THAT WAS WATCHING TONS OF SKATE VIDEOS TO FIND SUITABLE BACKGROUND SOUNDS. IT'S CALLED KICK ME.

Kick, Push - Lupe Fiasco

Close To Me - The Cure

+ clips from Lords of Dogtown for extra indie cred.