Monday, March 30, 2009

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Not old

So instead, here is the story I wrote for the trial School Certificate last year.
WILL ANYONE ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THIS? WHO KNOWS.


Question 52 (20 marks)
Write a real OR imaginary incident based on a childhood memory of growing up.
You should write at least 150 words.

Write your short story on the lines provided below:

I can hear a scratchy kind of chirping coming from somewhere in the grass, but I can't pinpoint the location. I'm wandering around my back yard, trying to follow my ears, but it seems impossible to home in on. Every time I turn around, it seems to be coming from my left. Or right. Or behind me, or something.
I'm pretty sure there's an injured bird somewhere around here. Probably the one I sometimes see in the big fruit tree in the backyard. I don't even know what kind of fruit, because it never seems to bear any. Maybe the bird has fallen out of the fruit tree and has injured its foot [the marker here circled it and wrote 'claws?'], though that hardly makes sense to me. Being able to fly seems like the only advantage about being a bird. It'd be pretty crappy to eat worms or birdseed or grass or dirt or whatever it is birds eat.
I don't even know what breed the bird is, except that it's not a pigeon. I do remember that it's a really nice shade of blue. Bright blue. If I were ever to paint my room, I'd paint it blue.
I eventually decide it's coming from the base of the tree. I walk over, but slowly and carefully, just in case it's not at the tree and I accidentally step on it or something.
And yes, here it is, and yes, it seems to have fallen the fairly considerable two metres to the ground, though I really can't imagine how. It's hopping about frantically. I think its right leg is hurt coz ['because,' noted the marker] it seems to freak out when it tries to walk on it.
I read a book on cats once, saying that if you want to approach one, don't make sudden movements, and slowly lower yourself to its level. Maybe it's the same with birds. I get down on my stomach and crawl towards the bird. Maybe I should have worn something other than white, coz I'm getting grassy dirt stains all over my shirt. I reach my hand out in the friendliest way I can manage. I highly doubt it's actually going to hop right into my hand, but I suppose it's worth a shot anyway. After all, I am just trying to help. If I were the bird, I'd trust me.
The bird seems to have calmed down. Or maybe it's just extremely exhausted. To my slight surprise, it lets me slowly work my hands around it, and pick it up gingerly.
It now occurs to me that I don't know how to take care of birds, or in my case, an injured one. I think it's safe to assume they're nothing like cats.
I decide to take my chances, and leave the bird on a thick, folded towel inside the bathroom. I sprint down the stairs and down to the shops just down the road, and arrive huffing and puffing at the small pet store on the end.
I enter and ask the girl at the counter if she has any birdcare manuals. She tells me she does, and it'll be $14.99, thanks. On the way back, I half-jog, half read the book. The more I read it, the more I'm looking forward to treating this bird. Maybe it'll get better, and it'll go back to the tree. Maybe I'll build a kind of treehouse, so I can visit it and its family. I'll let it sleep in my room sometimes. Maybe I'll buy some branches and leaves, so it feels right at home.
"I'm going to name you Ocean," I think to myself. It'd suit the nice blue color of its feathers.
I jog up the stairs and open the bathroom door. There are feathers everywhere, and smears of what I think looks like blood. My heart is racing. I try to make sense of the frenzied mass of blue feathers and red smudge. My gaze drifts over to the corner near the bathtub.
My heart drops.

WEYYY!!
DRAMATIC ENDING.
You can come up with your own story for the birds demise, but I was just thinking my cat got in.
Not based on a real incident.

TEH RULES.

  • The Female always makes THE RULES.
  • THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
  • No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
  • If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
  • The Female is never wrong.
  • If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
  • If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  • The Female can change her mind at any time.
  • The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
  • The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  • The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
  • The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
  • The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
  • At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
  • If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
  • If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
  • Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
  • If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
  • Saturday, March 28, 2009

    WOW

    I'm going to type up some texts from my inbox. In case anyone is wondering, Deevan is Stephen, Naj is Jordan Bush, and Dannwas is Dannis. Most of these were probably worth the cost to send.

    Deevan [27 March 09, 6:43 pm]
    HOLD THE LINE
    NAH NAH
    LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
    WOO OH WOAH

    Naj [24 March 09, 7:35 pm]
    Yea same. I dun even wana do talent quest coz itl b a tad AWKWARD! People wil probs just sit ther wankin or reading or sum shit

    Deevan [21 March 09, 2:14 pm]
    ACTUALLY 2 DUCKS

    Deevan [21 January 09, 11:18 pm]
    LOL HAI!!!

    Dannwas [04 January 09, 10:09 am]
    Call stephen

    Deevan [01 January 09, 12:54 am]
    Happy

    Deevan [24 December 08, 7:17 pm]
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GN
    I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A TOENAIL IN MY MOUTH COZ I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOCOLATE

    Dannwas [04 December 08, 8:53 pm]
    Drumassass isntass evenass aass wordass.. Itsass funnyass thoughass cozass itsass gotass assass onass theaprendass
    (I don't know what 'theaprend' is)

    Dannwas [18 November 08, 8:53 am]
    You're ugly.

    Dannwas [18 November 08, 8:51 am]
    Happy birthday. fuck you.

    Saarthak [17 November 08, 11:42 am]
    U hav a small dick

    Saarthak [17 November 08, 11:31 am]
    Fuck off asshole

    Deevan [05 November 08, 11:16 am]
    Rub cock to dry shit

    Naj [26 October 08, 2:42 am]
    I

    Naj [26 October 08, 2:42 am]
    G

    Deevan [16 October 08, 9:54 pm]
    Mixed access to hope in kwangju. Please send this to 1 or more people or your hat will fall off at midnight.

    Saarthak [13 October 08, 12:16 pm]
    Billa bella

    Deevan [28 September 08, 10:16 pm]
    FUCK.

    Deevan [28 September 08, 9:40 pm]
    From Mr Purves' poo... Imagine mrs crancher shitting

    Deevan [28 September 08, 9:24 pm]
    Yeah.

    Saarthak [22 September 08, 12:55 pm]
    Meeting is cancelled.

    Naj [21 September 08, 5:19 pm]
    YAY!

    Dad [19 September 08, 8:42 am]
    Be careful walking home alone. There has bn four obductions this week.

    Deevan [14 September 08, 10:38 pm]
    BABIES: SPORT @
    1 WEIGHTS
    2 LIVO BOWLING
    3 SQUASHTIKA
    WHENST ART THOU PAYST?
    I PAY TOMOLO.

    Naj [11 September 08, 8:02 pm]
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! WHO THE FUCK IS TOMMY DANG?

    Naj [01 August 08, 8:23 am]
    Wakey wakey hands off snakey!

    Deevan [29 July 08, 11:55 pm]
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Deevan [24 July 08, 11:49 am]
    GENVIN COME NEXT DOOR!!
    We wants to party with youse!
    Bring mechan and quyen!

    Deevan [15 July 08, 7:39 pm]
    TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP HASSLIN' ME

    I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL AND EAT GRUBS LIKE THE OTHER CHILDREN

    Deevan [14 June 08, 4:25 pm]
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    CHEER UP . 98.9 IS HORRIBLE.


    100 LIES.

    1. last beverage→ Milk
    2. last phone call→ He doesn't have a phone
    3. last text message→ He wants to get Samsung F480
    4. last song you listened to→ Bruised - Jacks Mannequin
    5. last time you cried→ He doesn't cry

    SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. dated someone twice→ technically he has...but really, he hasn't
    7. been cheated on?→ I don't reckon its worth getting into a relationship with him, then cheating on him...kind of a waste of time for the cheater
    8. kissed someone & regretted it?→ not really
    9. lost someone special?→ he doesn't think he has lost yet
    10. been depressed?→ he doesn't get depressed
    11. been drunk and threw up?→ he doesnt drink - yet

    LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. Orange
    13. Green
    14. Purple

    THIS [YEAR] HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new friend→ Courtney, MY friend. Emily, Harriet,Amanda,John and Belinda in yr 12
    16. Fallen out of love→ He says yes
    17. Laughed until you cried→ He hasn't
    18. Met someone who changed you→ Not really, no.
    19. Found out who your true friends were→ Yes definitely
    20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Don't really care
    21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ I have no friends =X
    22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life→ All?
    23. How many kids do you want to have→ 2~
    24. Do you have any pets→ None
    25. Do you want to change your name→ Nope =D
    26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Nothing
    27. What time did you wake up today→ 9am sharp
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Sleeping
    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ Monday xD
    30. Last time you saw your father in law→ Don't have one
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life→ Doing the Philosophy and Cosmology courses FFS
    32. What are you listening to right now→ Nothing
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom→ Thomas -> Tom?
    34. What's getting on your nerves right now→ Nothing
    35. Most visited webpage→ Fudzilla
    36. Whats your real name→ Jian Qiu Zhen
    37. Nicknames→ Robz, Robjor,Robchor,Robzorz,Bobby Z
    38. Relationship Status→ Hopefully represented by f(x) = x^5 - 8x^3 + 16x where X axis measures time, and Y axis measures Happiness
    39. Zodiac sign→ Virgo
    40. Male or female→ M for MEN
    41. Elementary Schools→ Hamilton East, Marian Catholic,Peakhurst Public,Mount Annan Public,
    42. Middle Schools→ Camden South
    43. High school→ HAHS
    44. Hair color→ Brown in the sun
    45. Long or short hair→ Short right now
    46. Height→ ~178
    47. Do you have a crush on someone?→ No...
    48: What do you like about yourself?→ I'm in a relationship =P
    49. Piercings→ Noooo way
    50. Tattoos→ Nope
    51. Righty or Lefty→ RHS


    FIRSTS :
    52. First surgery→ I broke my left arm at the age of 7...does that count?
    53. First piercing→ NO
    54. First best friend→ Gosh..I think it was Bennguyen...either that or Hanson
    55. First sport you joined→ Teakwondo?
    56. First pet→ Chicken!
    57. First vacation→ China
    58. First concert→ None D=
    59. First crush→ gosh...some chick called Bianca

    RIGHT NOW:
    60. Eating→ Just had some Campbells Country Ladle Minestrone
    61. Drinking→ None
    62. I’m about to? Continue with this
    63. Listening to→ My neighbour listening to me typing
    64. Waiting for→ Monday

    YOUR FUTURE :
    65. Want kids?→ Human function is to replicate
    66. Want to get married?→ Yes
    67. Careers in mind?→ Money...lots of it please

    WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
    68. Lips or eyes→ Eyes
    69. Hugs or kisses→ I said hugs before cause I didn't know about kisses =P
    70. Shorter or taller→ Whichever =]
    72. Romantic or spontaneous→ Spontaneous is Romantic...
    73. Nice stomach or nice arms→ ..........??
    74. Sensitive or loud→ please, NO LOUD.
    75. Hook-up or relationship→ Hook-up. Yeah.
    77. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Neither xD

    HAVE YOU EVER :
    78. Kissed a stranger→ No
    79. Drank hard liquor→ Chinese H@rd Liquor
    80. Lost glasses/contacts→ No
    81. Ran away from home→ Ehh
    82. Are you awesome→ without me, things are just aweso =P
    83. Sure?→ You obviously can't spell or get jokes. You probably don't have any friends since you wrote this long long time consuming survey. While I'm at it, you obviously change personality and be a dickhead to your old friends when you're around certain people.
    84. Broken someone's heart→ Move along people =P
    85. Been arrested→ No
    86. Turned someone down→ Yep...
    87. Cried when someone died→ Nope
    88. Liked a girl friend→ Like friends with benefits? None

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    89. Yourself→ 99UAI
    90. Miracles→ Hardly
    91. Love at first sight→ Theres actually no such thing as love. We just want to reproduce
    92. Heaven→ No
    93. Santa Clause → No
    95. Kiss on the first date?→ I DUNNO HOW LAWLROFL HEE HEE =3
    96. Angels→ NO

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?→ A nice fresh Saturday morning, not too hot yet and I've got nothing else to do. But honestly, she has better things to do.
    98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?→ No, thats cheating on someone =P
    99. Do you believe in God?→ No
    100. Posting this as 100 Truths?→ Actually...No

    Friday, March 27, 2009

    I was going to upload my English short story too

    Not my gothic one, I mean my leadership one. Turns out though, I gave it to my truong english teacher to read. When Ms Young gave it back to me, she had underlined the second word in my story (My story starts with "Mayor Henry Norton...") and wrote, "Good start."
    Stephen pointed out that I blog rarely and when I do, I blog about how I don't blog often.

    LOLZ RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.

    I'm going to follow standard blogging procedure and go through my day.
    Ag - I drew a table. I don't imagine ags going to be as fun without the chickens, because I can't imagine what we'd do on prac. From what I can tell from the very few pracs I went on before we started working on the chickens, we just walked to a certain part of the farm, Mr Schippers would talk for say 4 minutes, and we'd head back. We have an assessment task on Tuesday.

    No I'm not.

    Katie: Where's Xinh?
    Me: She's XINH the library LOLZ.
    SAY IT OUT LOUD, ITS BETTER.

    100 TRUTHS.

    1. last beverage→ sip of water
    2. last phone call→ Katie Keophilaphet
    3. last text message→ Deevan Phem
    4. last song you listened to→ ANY WAY YOU WANT IT BY JOURNEY
    5. last time you cried→ The other day when me, Chuck and Bacon were playing stuff in D Minor.

    SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. dated someone twice→ no I have not
    7. been cheated on?→ I dunno lolz.
    8. kissed someone & regretted it?→ KIIIIINDA IIIISSSH?
    9. lost someone special?→ I spose
    10. been depressed?→ NO.
    11. been drunk and threw up?→ SOOOO WAAAASSTEEEEEEDDD

    LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. right now, its something like green
    13. blue
    14. red or something

    THIS [YEAR] HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new friend→ Yep
    16. Fallen out of love→ NO.
    17. Laughed until you cried→ I'm not really sure, but I don't think I have
    18. Met someone who changed you→ Kinda, I think every new person you meet probably changes you a little
    19. Found out who your true friends were→ NGAW.
    20. Found out someone was talking about you→ no
    21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ LOL ON MY BLOGSPT FRIENDL LIST?
    22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life→ probably all of them
    23. How many kids do you want to have→ somewhere between 1 and 3, including 1 and 3
    24. Do you have any pets→ cat, three dogs
    25. Do you want to change your name→ SVENN.
    26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Ate a big pack of shit
    27. What time did you wake up today→ 6 30
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Waking up or falling asleep
    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ Not a lot right now
    30. Last time you saw your father in law→ I don't own a father in law
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life→ I wish I could scramble eggs
    32. What are you listening to right now→ ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, STILL.
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom→ Tom the new boarder guy
    34. What's getting on your nerves right now→ SKIN LOLZ. I don't know if that's right
    35. Most visited webpage→ Probably peoples blogs
    36. Whats your real name→ Genvin In
    37. Nicknames→ GENVOUT OUT HA HA GOOD ONE GUYS.
    38. Relationship Status→ Pack of Kettle chips
    39. Zodiac sign→ Scorpiass
    40. Male or female→ mell
    41. Elementary Schools→ Hinchinbrook Public School, whats the diffference here between elementary and middle coz I'm not from America
    42. Middle Schools→ St Johns
    43. High school→ HAHS
    44. Hair color→ bleck
    45. Long or short hair→ middle-like
    46. Height→ About 165cm or something
    47. Do you have a crush on someone?→ ROBERT PATTINSON
    48: What do you like about yourself?→ I like my hair when I think it looks good
    49. Piercings→ I don't want piercings
    50. Tattoos→ I don't have any tets
    51. Righty or Lefty→ Righty sounds awkward


    FIRSTS :
    52. First surgery→ I DONT OWN ANY SURGERY
    53. First piercing→ Thomas Piercing lolz.
    54. First best friend→ KIEREN SOMETHING.
    55. First sport you joined→ prawbably swimming
    56. First pet→ fishy
    57. First vacation→ America I think
    58. First concert→ BLECK CROOSADE.
    59. First crush→ Probably this girl called Erica in Kindergarten

    RIGHT NOW:
    60. Eating→ I'm not eating anything right now
    61. Drinking→ SOOOO WAAAASTEEEED GUUUYSSSS
    62. I’m about to? Pat the cat
    63. Listening to→ .. ANY WAY YOU WANT IT
    64. Waiting for→ 11 40, its 11 32 right now

    YOUR FUTURE :
    65. Want kids?→ I spoooose
    66. Want to get married?→ Yes
    67. Careers in mind?→ WICKED MAD JOURNALIST

    WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
    68. Lips or eyes→ I DUNNO
    69. Hugs or kisses→ probertly hugs
    70. Shorter or taller→ I DUNNO LOLZ.
    72. Romantic or spontaneous→ Isn't it possible to be both
    73. Nice stomach or nice arms→ what
    74. Sensitive or loud→ what
    75. Hook-up or relationship→ SOOO WAAAASTEEEED. Relationship
    77. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Ms Contardo

    HAVE YOU EVER :
    78. Kissed a stranger→ No
    79. Drank hard liquor→ WAAAASSSSTEEEDD
    80. Lost glasses/contacts→ No
    81. Ran away from home→ No
    82. Are you awesome→ NO I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MINERALS
    83. Sure?→ this isn't a real question
    84. Broken someone's heart→ probertly
    85. Been arrested→ No
    86. Turned someone down→ If this means when someone asks me out, then no I don't think so
    87. Cried when someone died→ No
    88. Liked a girl friend→ If I didn't like them I don't think they'd be my friend

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    89. Yourself→ YES, I CAN DO IT.
    90. Miracles→ Not really
    91. Love at first sight→ No
    92. Heaven→ Not really
    93. Santa Clause → No
    95. Kiss on the first date?→ DEPENDS. DEPENCILS.
    96. Angels→ Not really

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?→ TBH NOT PARTICULARLY.
    98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?→ No
    99. Do you believe in God?→ Not really
    100. Posting this as 100 Truths?→ what?

    Wednesday, March 25, 2009

    =P

    *chuckle *

    no 99 UAI for you stephen!

    *chuckle *


    yup, thats right.