WHOSH WHOSH WHOSH

Genvin: I was planning to get my senior uniform pants tailored so that they'd be slimmer.

Dannis: But Phil already does that.

Genvin: What, gets them tailored?

Dannis: Yeah.. so if you did it too, you'd have to be aPHILiated. 

DANNIS TOLD ME TO.

I bet she was scene.

Reina Hardesty, a 13-year old Californian with fingertips of steel, has managed to send 14,528 messages in a single month.

Her dad got a 440 page AT&T statement as a result, and just didn't believe his eyes. "I immediately whipped out the calculator to see if it was humanly possible," said Greg Hardesty.

Here's what the calculator says: it works out to 484 messages a day, roughly one each two minutes of each hour his daughter was awake. She was even texting people at her karaoke birthday party, sending messages to her best friend sitting next to her, and when the bill arrived, she texted her friends to brag about it.

Fortunately for Reina, or should we say, her dad, she had an unlimited texting plan for $30 a month. Her father, who really seems to fancy his calculator, worked out it would have cost him $2,905.60 at a rate of 20 cents per text.

Reina told her folks "it was winter break and I was bored."

THIS IS WHY I HATE HOT

The rules:
Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true
Leave the Fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test.


I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days. (well I watch DVDs on teh tvz)
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana. (I also had teh chance)
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (well I dont know what the limits of plastic surgery are, I wouldnt mind being taller. but I probably wouldnt. nvm)
I need money right now.
I love sushi. 
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair. (DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (YEAH.)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look (but .. yeah. not so much that I don't want to impr00v)
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends. (CLOSE WUNS)
I am currently single. 
I have pecked someone of the same sex. 
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone. 
I'm a pretty good dancer. 
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. 
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
NO SOUTH PARK MOVIE HA HA HGA
I would die for my best friends. (WELL I DONT KNOW, IT REALLY DEPENDS)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (well I dont WATCH it, but when I do I like it)
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I am happy at this moment!! 
I'm obsessed with guys. WITH HOW THEY DRESS AND HAIR
I study for tests most of the time. -
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. 
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who i am right now. (bKINDA)
I walk barefoot whenever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup. (I buy hairspray if that counts, but not ridiculous amounts)
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules. (SPOSE, I INEED IT)
I went college out of state.
I like sausage. (NOT PENIS) ( YEAH ) (HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS)
I love kisses. ( WHENEVER THEY HAPPEN )
I fall for the worst people. 
I adore bright colours. 
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. 
I usually like covers better than originals. (THIS IS MOOT, I DONT KNOW)
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle. 
I can move my tongue in waves. much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. (rarely)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. 
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist. (YEE)
I only clean my room when necessary. -
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

WOOW, I just did this to fit in

This is a bit diffferent

The rules:
Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true
Leave the Fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test.


I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana. (Had the chance)
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. ( i cant un-italicise it)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look (but not so much that I don't want to improve)
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single. LOL
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. - to an extent
I'm a pretty good dancer. LOL
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I dont watch MTV on a daily basis
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. (not so much shy as awkward)
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
NO SOUTH PARK MOVIE
I would die for my best friends. (I want to die dragging them down with me) - LOL
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex. (sortof)
I am happy at this moment!! - HES EMO GET HIMZ
I'm obsessed with guys. - yeah man
I study for tests most of the time. - nah watch out this year...pfft
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. SO FAR.j
I can work on a car. - huh?
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who i am right now. (but like I said, if I'm satisfied I won't try to improve)
I walk barefoot whenever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup. - but nothing compared to Roderick
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage. (NOT PENIS) ( YEAH )
I love kisses. ( WHENEVER THEY HAPPEN )
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours. ( ORANGE , GREEN, PURPLE )
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. ( BECAUSE IM ON MY WAY OF BEING SCENE )
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle. - epic fail
I can move my tongue in waves. much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.ff
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. - it actually doesnt do ANYTHING to me. like, at all
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary. - pretty much
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

half the time, I had to re-write the italics cause it wouldnt let me UN-ITALICISE THEM

I wanna be scene...got my hairspray already

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-Kid

In case

So for the next couple days (probably not longer than the end of this week) I'm probably not gonna be online during the day coz I'll be moving furniture around and painting the house. I'll probably be online at night though, say maybe around 9 til like whenever or something. Just saying.